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[TEXT]: Listen, I don't mind you taking stuff from my fridge, but you have to ask. [TEXT]: That was my last muffin.

[MESSAGE -- CAT DUDE] no fuck u it was a delicious muffin

[TEXT]: Ma'am, I'm not sure how you got your number into my omni-tool, but I will take the time to ask you this -- [TEXT]: please give me my shirts back, one of those is regulation Alliance and I only have two others.

[TEXT]: im not a ma'am

[TEXT]: i don't got your shirt either but what exactly are you doing up there Morgannnnn?

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majorsideburns replied to your post: . (Hiccups. Loudly.)

Sugar under the tongue, uh, helps with those.

...What?

#majorsideburns #That makes no sense #sugar cubes or what

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Awkward. Cats. CHICKEN.

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憧

Starts laughing nervously.

“…Lots of…. stuff.”

“He’s pretty strong. I mean, not just in the physical sense he just… knows how to handle people. Like, you can be mad at him and scream at him but he just… he’s calm. And you can’t be angry anymore because - shit he won’t get mad back at you.”

Giggles, “and he’s really hot.”

#majorsideburns #admire meme