Jul 21
The front camera wakes up every day and chooses violence. 😭
Mirror: ✨💅👑 Gorgeous
Front Camera: 📸🗿
Me: "Respectfully... who is THAT?"
seen from United States
seen from Japan
seen from Maldives
seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from Japan
seen from Brazil
seen from Israel
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Türkiye
seen from Israel
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Argentina
seen from Malaysia
seen from Russia
The front camera wakes up every day and chooses violence. 😭
Mirror: ✨💅👑 Gorgeous
Front Camera: 📸🗿
Me: "Respectfully... who is THAT?"
Mirror: 👸✨💖
Front Camera: 🗿📸😭
Me: "One of you is getting blocked."
The mirror and the front camera have personal beef with each other. 😭
Who's winning?
Mirror: ✨👸💖
Front Camera (0.5x): 🗿
Concealer and confidence… that's my sleep schedule.
Everyone: "You need 8 hours of sleep."
Me: "I have concealer."
💅😭
I have zero self-control around makeup aisles. 😭💸
Employee: "Can I help you find something?"
Me: "No thanks, just looking."
5 minutes later
🛒 Foundation 🛒 Lipstick 🛒 Blush 🛒 Mascara 🛒 Sunscreen 🛒 Things I absolutely did NOT come for
My Camera Knew What Was Coming"
Caption
Front Camera before makeup: 📵 "Absolutely not."
Front Camera after makeup: 📸 "OMG... let's do 127 selfies."
The confidence update installed successfully. 😭✨
Before concealer: 👻
After concealer: 💅✨👑
The transformation deserves an award.
(via https://youtube.com/watch?v=W0ySDSm4Uo8&si=iYzDKLkm33YONRrH)