#mal’s posts

[xbibibirdiex]

sure you think i’m hot, but do you also think i’m smart? funny? kind? do you enjoy spending time with me? do i add value to your life?

do you like me as a person or do you just want to fuck me?

[ihearthanni]

🩷💜💙

[xbibibirdiex]

you are desired.

you are appreciated.

you are wanted.

and you are the fucking cutest.

[xbibibirdiex]

you will likely only see me when i’m ovulating or otherwise horny🥴 i don’t hang out on this account like i used to sorry!! mutuals can ask for other ways to keep in touch ❤️

updated july 6 2026

here’s a list: mallory or mal, 31, gemini, east coast, bisexual, virgin and chronically single, not really interested in being anything more than friends. sub leaning switch, swiftie, creative, reader, kind. obsessed with heated rivalry.

here’s another list: get the fuck away from me if you are: A MINOR. maga, homophobic, transphobic, racist, conservative, xenophobic, a literal nazi, ableist, a swerf or terf, misogynistic, fatphobic, a weight kink blog, bigoted in general or a mean person.

some thoughts: i think kind is the most important thing a person can be. you can dislike taylor swift and her music but don’t be a bitch about it. i love chatting with mutuals and making friends! i am not interested in dating anyone online but we can have some fun and be long distance play partners. i like fantasy and romance books. i love stardew valley. i love making things and i am devastated by joann’s bankruptcy.

reblogs and likes on my posts are very welcome! i only ask that you keep comments in the tags🫶🏻

do: send me asks!! asks are always open to anyone, dms are only open to mutuals. either way don’t be shy!! leave comments in the tags on my posts!! reblog my content! like my content! visit my linktree! tip me!!!!! be kind to a stranger!! send anon love! give an unhoused person money!!!! volunteer locally to improve and support your community!!

DO NOT: ask me what i’m wearing, it’s never something sexy and it’s a boring question. report me or my posts. send anyone anon hate. treat me like i’m not a person!! be an asshole. fetishize me, my weight, my body hair, or my virginity. commit murder unless it’s a billionaire or predator. commit suicide.

extremely in depth kinks and limits below the cut:

things i enjoy: affection!!!!!!!!!!! oral, facefucking and deep throating, toys, ass play, impact play, light bondage and restraints, toys, shibari, exhibitionism, cum, discreet public play, double penetration, toys, size kink, edging, kissing, toys, photography/videography, sexting, toys, anal training, overstimulation, giving denial, and more

things i enjoy but probably won't actually do (ever or at least without specific circumstances): consensual non-consent! breeding, lactation, group sex, a gangbang with me at the center (mutuals are invited obvi), glory holes and reverse glory holes, public free use, intox play, hotwife/cuckholding, voyeurism, and more

just for funsies and fantasies: breast expansion, hucow and transformation, cum inflation, tentacles (obvi), and more

limits (i may unfollow and/or block you i'm sorry): ANY AND ALL WEIGHT KINKS. anything that could cause serious or lasting harm to a person, detrans and dyke breaking, pet play, age play, dd/lg fauxcest, sph, sounding, race play, slavery, hypno kink, vore, non-period blood, diapers, scat, watersports, extreme bondage, degradation and objectification, humiliation, choking, and probably more

i used this list and my brain to put this together and it took a long ass time i hope it was worth it lol

[xbibibirdiex]

need to be used like a toy then treated like a princess by a man with beautiful brown eyes

[xbibibirdiex]

maybe if i had someone to breed my pussy it wouldn’t feel so empty :(

[xbibibirdiex]

i’m so happy i fucking love them so much, shane is so funny and their relationship is so cute i’m obsessulated

[xbibibirdiex]

I’M TIRED OF THIS GRANDPA

got got AGAIN stop reporting me😭

help me find my friends please