#mali's posts

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u can neatly divide the fandom into three parts: thirsty for keiji, thirsty for sou or thirsty for reko and there's NO in-between

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sou as a horror let's player (both rpg maker games and stuff a'la the evil within) and he always seems calm and collected while playing and doesn't even react to the meanest jumpscares or the ugliest gore... his fanbase is starting to think literally nothing scares him until, during a live stream, they hear a Mysterious Voice™ say "are you playing one of those horror games again?why do you always do this, you know it gives you nightmares" and everyone's s h o o k. theories start arising left and right, entire blogs to analyze that one event pop up and most of his fanbase comes to the conclusion that it was just someone intentionally doing it to unsettle the fanbase (aka it was a lie) because their sou would never... and it all calms down soon enough (except some rly hardcore fans) until one user raises a very.. very good... Point..... indeed. that voice had been pretty sleepy sounding, like he had just woken up...... and the stream had been at 3 am.... so who's that guy?

theories about sou’s mysterious boyfriend are being made and girls are simply devastated bc ofc the pretty one's gay and keiji constantly keeps making fun of sou bc theres not a single video without even one comment of "WHOS UR BF SOPU H U H? *EYESEYESEYES*"

No one connects that it's actually the dude from that one police channel that gives self-defense tips and how not to get into trouble with the law (who, coincidentally, is also very popular with the female population)

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Joe is a 'Bapey' and 'deserved better'

Gin, too, is a 'Bapey' and 'must be protected at all costs'

Sou Rat boy

No, really - he lives in the sewers

He's not to be trusted. Ever. With anything.

Keiji's bara tiddies

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sou: so i can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes, or 4,000 degrees for one minute

keiji: sOU NO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES

sou: FLOOR IT?

kanna: SOU NO

keiji: SOU YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

sou: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

kanna: SOU P L E A S E

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saRA au where all the characters are housemates and live in the same building. Chaos ensues. No one ever sleeps, gin is often found in various closets or on top of places he shouldnt be able to reach. Sou is almost always doing something cryptic or ominous w keiji on his tail bc What if he breAKS SOMETHING- and sara is the Peace keeper which never goes well. What r ur thoughs owo - jouminecraft

*cracks knuckles* lets d o t h is (but under a cut bc l one)

first of all the apartment complex belongs to mishima because to me he honestly seems like a landlord (but the nice kind)

nao is the one who’s lived there the longest, then sou and keiji and after that everyone joined until the newest residents sara and joe

both reko and alice and sara and joe live together (and nao has her own room in mishimas apartment because she’s basically his daughter anyway)

mishima only rents apartments to people who really need one and don’t have much money, and he personally arranges prices with each one, to adjust it to the amount they’re able to spend

for example, nao is a struggling student, gin’s mom a single mom etc.

he’s really nice and all the residents love and adore him (and so should you)

yea so, gin’s mom obviously left his dad (as she should in any good au) and their life isn’t exactly perfect, gin still has nightmares about his dad and while physical scars may have faded the ones left on the soul will take time

but everyone helps them and is there for them so all’s well that ends well

kanna lives with her dad. her parents divorced without any complications, they simply decided it wasn’t working anymore and it would be better to go separate ways than life together and have the kids sense the uneasiness. initially they agreed that the mom would take both kanna and her sister with her,but kanna didn’t want her dad to be all alone so she decided to go with him

both her mom and sister were sad and tried to convince her otherwise but her mind was set. they still regularly meet up tho

nevertheless kanna still misses her sister a lot, that’s probably why she instantly latches onto sou

sou is like ???  when that sweet kid latches onto him and basically follows him around 24/7 and looks up to him and he’s just;;;; constantly scared of fucking up

keiji constantly teases him about ‘his little puppy’ but also encourages him that he’s doing great with her

naos an art student and works part time at a flower shop, reko and alice have their band (bc yesh), aara and joe art first years in uni and work part time at a coffee shop, keiji is uhhh well he SAYS he’s a policeman but-, q-taro is the same as canon, kai is a semi-famous chef and honestly who the fuck even knows what sou does

(as one of those peeps that get paid for intentionally hacking into company’s security to expose weaknesses, but if u honestly think he doesn’t leave a loophole for himself then you are a fool-)

actually both keiji and mishima know what he does for a living but they think it’s fun seeing everyone guessing (it’s one of the nine mysteries of the mishima apartment complex)

actually speaking of keiji and sou, literally EVERYONE, including nao, who’s lived there months BEFORE either sou or had keiji moved in, think the two are dating

are they tho?

who the fudge knows, they sure as hell don’t

(mishima does tho)

gin INSTANTLY latches onto sara bc he accidentally ripped his cat plushie the first time he met her and she instantly repaired it, without hesitation

stuff like that leaves an impression on a boy

and joe producing ice cream out of nowhere does, too

basically everyone is understanding of kanna’s dad’s and gin’s mom’s situation and someone’s always there to babysit them if the need arises 

kanna and gin basically establish a greater bond with each other than even sara and joe

except if it comes to whether sara and sou is better bc then:

sometimes they meet up in the hallways and just run through all the floors anyone they know lives on until someone just lets them in

they insist they’re not doing it on purpose, that they’re just bored, but they’re a little TOO satisfied while eating the snacks they get offered

reko and alice had their fair share of problems in the past, but both of them have been trying very hard to rebuild their broken relationship and moving in together has been a good choice for that

alice does everyone’s hair! he always styles it for the band and it’s fun, and he makes the craziest hair styles. kanna and gin are always awed at his creations

reko tried to teach both kanna and gin the piano, but after a while it got obvious that kanna had more of an affinity for it. but gin’s always rooting for her and the first one to listen while she’s practicing

sou has two cats. they’re outdoor cats so for the longest time everyone saw them but didn’t know who they belonged to, until sara finally notices what looks suspiciously like cat hair clinging to sou’s clothes…..

the cats are very friendly and outgoing and whenever someone falls asleep one sou’s couch they immediately cuddle up to them

and with cuddle up i mean lie on your face

no one has the heart to remove them though

since sou has the biggest apartment (seriously, WHERE does he get the money for it? and all that fancy stuff? sara’s going mad not knowing, especially since he’s always at home!! sometimes he doesn’t even get his own groceries, he just sends gin and kanna to get them - telling them they can get themselves sweets ofc, but that’s not the point!!) kai usually invites everyone over for dinner at sou’s at least once or twice. sou always complains why no one ever asks him for permission, but all of them see that he enjoys kai’s food just as much as everyone else so there’s that

joe and sara actually live together because joe didn’t want to burden his family any longer and also wanted to be independent and sara just… went along with it because why not. could be fun. they’re actually pretty good roommates, everyone does their part (most of the time, at least - sara will never let Joe forget that one time she asked him to wash her pantyhose and he didn’t and she had to go out in socks and a skirt during winter)

jsjef ok so I think that’s enough for now bc I don’t want it to be.. heh..to m much.. haha but i still have more ideas, and you can always ask me about this au! (or any of my other aus, honestly)

@jouminecraft

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sou: sara's homophobic

sara: what

sou: i'm gay and she's inconveniencing me :(

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What do u think the gangs fav arcade games are owo - Jou

o-oh i've. i've never actually been to an arcade so djdjsjd i'm gonna try my best for you tho

sara: first person shooters. she didn't like it at first but q-taro thought it would be cool to play some with her and she totally annihilated him. after a while they got keiji to play against her and it was a tie and they never, ever let him forget that he, a trained police officer, almost lost against an untrained high schooler (he never dares playing against her again, after that)

joe: DDR bc I love me some good ol' clichés. he regularly drags sara to the arcade and she always complains that they have it at home - at both their homes, actually, but he just starts whining that he likes the arcade songs better

sou (and kanna): project diva. or rhythm games in general, i guess. it's RIDICULOUS how fast his hands are and kanna was so fascinated by it the first time she saw it, she really got into them too. they regularly start phone rhythm games together and while she's not at his level she's definitely not bad at them. (also reko likes to make fun of sou that he's 'really good with his hands, huh' and it never fails to make him blush)

gin: i'm not sure what he would play but if it still exists, he definitely wouldn't play the old donkey kongs bc he knows the whole back story of it and thinks it's the worst that you take yourself a goddamn gorilla as a pet, you just! don't do that okay!!!!

OK I'll add more later bc i think i'll have to look up some more arcade games uhm sjsjs rip me ig

@jouminecraft

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Sou: Sarah is a fucking vampire, I can smell it Joe: Hey, don't you think it's weird that Keiji stays inside all day, has to use a fuckton of sunscreen every time he DOES come out and that no one here saw him eat normal food once? Sou: I don't know what you mean,,,,

sou: *eats garlic bread*

keiji: *hisses, basically light-beams to the other end of the room*

sou: oh shit oh no, babe are you allergic?? im so sorry i didn't t k.n ow