an amusing response to malice that ive noticed a couple of times is the hero of justice "i will defeat you for your wickedness" refrain. she isn't really available for defeating. she's the nice lady volunteering at the library to read picture books to the children. you jumped up off your cushion to point your foam sword at her because you're worried that the villain is about to hurt the princess. you're paying really close attention, little one, very good. well, if you were there we know you would save the princess right away, but the hero isn't as strong as you. but they are very clever. do you want to see how they manage to win? i need to turn the page~














