#mandarant

[i-cannot-think-of-a-username]

AA I'M SEEING GLASS ANIMALS TOMORROW I'M SO PSYCHED I'M GONNA STICK A PINEAPPLE UP MY ASS

[i-cannot-think-of-a-username]

push me down the stairs and knock me into a coma jc

[i-cannot-think-of-a-username]

IT'S 1AM I HAVE TO GET UP TO DO OVERTIME AT WORK TOMORROW BUT I CAN'T SLEEP BECAUSE I'M WORRIED ABOUT GETTING MY AMBRA COSPLAY TO LONDON AND LOOKING FIERCE AT MCM WITHOUT BEING BLOWN UP LIKE IN MANCHESTER OR GETTING ARRESTED FOR HAVING A STUPID FOAM STAFF UGH real talk it looks sick tho

[i-cannot-think-of-a-username]

Don't let anyone tell you cosplay is a cute and fun hobby. I just spent half a day narrowly avoiding chopping off my owm body parts with a craft knife and gassing myself with spray paints and I have still achieved so little. Drown me in hot glue and smother me with eva foam I am done.

[i-cannot-think-of-a-username]

yeah ok I could go about my life as normal but I just had to watch Max get kicked out of Drag Race TWICE and I am NOT in any FIT STATE

[i-cannot-think-of-a-username]

I started playing SOMA but I had to stop because I WANT TO FUCKING SLEEP TONIGHT OH MY GOD shit is terrifying

[i-cannot-think-of-a-username]

I KNOW I'M GONNA BE TIRED TOMORROW AND IT'S GONNA MAKE ME ANXIOUS AS HELL SO WHY AM I NOT ASLEEP WTF