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“I told you-- I feel fine!” Says the woman with only a very hazy recollection of a deeply concerning night out. Dolores has gone over her story at least three times at this point, each with a different member of the team. She remembers The Ritz, the tequila shots, shooting down the hot idiot that bought said shots, and taking a shortcut to get home because she couldn’t stand the band that was playing. After that, it’s all a blur. Cloaked figures. Chanting. A dagger. Some kind of weird gargoyle. Really just an average night in New York City until the statue blew up. She must have walked all the way to Tribeca because she woke up in the firehouse; banged up, slimed, a little hung over, and (thankfully) still wearing pants. She is, however, missing a shoe and that’s the real tragedy as far as she’s concerned. Despite looking like the sole survivor of a disco inferno, Dolores really is... okay? At least physically. She’s sitting criss-cross-applesauce on the couch and having her morning sip and smoke. “Look; I appreciate y’all for taking care of me and I apologize if I caused any trouble,” again, still grateful that she’s wearing pants, “but all I want to do right now is go home and shower before I have to meet with a client today.”









