#manly apps!

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Student Application!

Name: Makoto Naegi

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Class you want to attend (Feel free to give more detailed descriptions based on the basic outlines from the about page): 

“Manliness Training” particularly for the physical body, because if there’s one thing I can say I have, it’s mental fortitude…I think.

Previous manly experience:

(You get the feeling that Naegi had little idea what to write here.)

I’ve made a career out of fighting against the forces of Despair back home, saving groups of my fellow students, if that counts. In the city here I’ve done my best to see the civilians safe from harm.

“Ohhhh, you fought against Despair? That’s pretty manly of ya! Despair’s one of the most unmanliest forces in the universe, so anyone who can resist its power is certainly on the right path to be a true man. Welcome to the Dojo, Makoto!”

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FORM FOR STUDENTS:

Name: Lancelot du Lac Photo: 

Class you want to attend 

(Feel free to give more detailed descriptions based on the basic outlines from the about page): “

Friendship Lessons.  I displayed a distressing inability to put my own desires aside for the sake of my King and fellow knights.”

Previous manly experience: “I’m afraid I don’t quite know if and how the concept of manliness has changed since my time, but I fought many a foe for the sake of Camelot’s people, including the Saxons, enemy knights, and dragons.  I also once defeated the other Knights of the Round Table in a single tournament, though I am not quite sure if that constitutes a ‘manly’ action.  Please forgive my ignorance.”

“Woooo, you’ve fought dragons?! That’s definitely manly in my book! Still, there’s no such thing as too much manliness, so this Dojo is open to people from all manliness levels. Welcome aboard, dude!”

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Name: Frisk Photo: 

 (Totally not a nine year old in a fake mustache, clearly an adult) Class you want to teach: How Not to Stab People - Friendship for Beginners. A remedial friendship class for those who are thought to be hopeless cases. Previous manly experience: I’m the official monster-human ambassador in my world. And I also made it through the entire underworld by befriending monsters instead of hurting them. What do you understand by manliness and why do you deem yourself worthy of teaching it?: To be honest, I don’t understand manliness. I think that’s more of Aaron’s thing with all his flexing contests. I just understand friendship. It’s really the only thing I know. And being determined.

“A modest model, I see here. Please, my friend, if you understand friendship and determination to its core, then you’ve domained at least 70% of manliness! You and your mustache will be welcome at the Manliness Dojo!”

Honestly, Frisk, he’d have hired you with a mustache or not. Manliness has no age limit!

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Name: Riful of the West Photo: 

Class you want to attend: Martial Arts Previous manly experience: A lot, let’s just say that. however, I feel I need a refresher on hand to hand combat. I’m been quite a while since I used it seriously.

“I’d be more than glad to help you practicizing your techniques, Riful! Don’t worry, there’ll be no schedule problems with this, so you can keep giving your own classes. Welcome to the discent body!”

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Teacher Application

Name: Captain America || Steve Rogers Photo:

  Class you want to teach: Mixed Martial Arts, Gymnastics, Kickboxing, Strength training Previous manly experience: Captain of the Avengers, Commander of the Secret Avengers, I run a pole gymnastics class in the city too I guess if that counts.  What do you understand by manliness and why do you deem yourself worthy of teaching it?: Manliness is a bit of a strange term for it, but I suppose it encompasses courage and strength and the desire to become a better person. To be that one that people turn to and that others can rely upon. A strong sense of ethics combined with the instinct to help those around you along with broad shoulders to carry the weight of the world on. Strength, courage, determination, justice, self belief… I could go on.

“Oh, hey, Steve! Nice seeing you came to work here! Nice definition of manliness there, couldn’t have put it better. Sorry about the lateness about the opening, ya’no how complicated things are here in Hive. In any case, consider yourself ACCEPTED!”

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Name: Alba Fruhling  Photo: 

Job you’re looking for: Medical Team  Previous qualification for said job: Even though my Mana Maker-kun is still restricted, I can still use my healing magic as much as I can. 

“Whoa, a medical guy, Hero? I didn’t know you had access to that. Guess that having been hurt so many times before must have given you a good knowledge of how to heal others, huh?” As if, Samejima.

“In any case, you’re certainly ACCEPTED!! Hope you enjoy your time here!”

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OTHER STAFF:

(This includes other kinds of people needed to run such a business, as medical professionals, cleaning team, finances administrator, etc. Samejima isn’t actively seeking for those, but since he’s an idiot and I don’t wanna his business to fail for lack of common sense, I’ll let this for anyone interested.)

Name: Teufel Diabolos Photo:

Job you’re looking for: Finance Administrator Previous qualification for said job: Yes.

“Hey, Teufel, good to see you wanna work here! Don’t worry, this job doesn’t involve soul magic, so your shoulders are safe here. You’re now ACCEPTED!! I’m sure you and the Isogai dude will make a great job!”

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Name: Empress Riful of the West Photo: 

Class you want to teach: Friendship and Leadership: An advanced friendship class where we discuss the additional aspect that being a leader of a group, be it a nation or a small army, has on the friendship. Previous manly experience: I rule over on quarter of my world. I know a thing or two about maintaining relationships. And ALL my subordinates are my friends. What do you understand by manliness and why do you deem yourself worthy of teaching it?: Manliness is destruction, isn’t it? It’s fighting, conquest, alliances, and the feeling of tearing another apart. Oh, I might have gotten myself a little worked up. But as someone who lives and relishes that lifestyle, I have the right to teach that. I’ve destroyed, ruled, befriended many who serve under me. That’s just simply what I do.

Were it anyone else examining this app, Riful would have been rejected pretty quickly. Who’d ever think that a tyrant like her was qualified to teach people how to be more friendly!?

Of course, since she’s Samejima’s friend...

“Oh, you came to work here too, Riful! I see absolutely no problem with this app whatsoever, so ACCEPTED!!” ...He gets quite biased.