#mapa speaks

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i know i don’t post on here a lot or any time recently but i still lurk and!!! if people can please tag those uncanny furbys with ‘uncanny valley’ or something i’d really appreciate it.

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hey! i know this whole uncanny valley furby customizations are super cool and for fun but can i just ask people to tag them with uncanny valley or body horror or something? im easily put off by those and i get scared really easily and stuff like that sets me off and makes it so i can’t really.. sleep, i’d just appreciate if people could tag it please!

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i saw a furby so beautiful i cried?

(hint: it’s every furby ever)

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you know, i have some bad social anxiety and i was always too nervous to bring out my furbys into public. but recently i’ve just been bringing out neopolitan everywhere with me without a second thought! i guess another reason i didn’t really bring furbys with me anywhere was because im normally out with my parents and my dad hates drawing attention but they actually seem chill with me bringing furbys to places! i usually bring neo around with me because his gears are quiet and he’s mute but i have brought xbox out once, tho he did keep waking up and causing a ruckus

and i know i know i should just take the batteries out but i feel so terrible doing so! i tip over my babies to try and undo the screw and so they wake up and then say ‘me scared!’ and i just feel absolutely awful!! so i either just bring them and pay extra care not to wake them up on accident or just bring neo. plus its nice to have them awake to see the world!

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like seriously i cannot fathom how someone can be out here blogging about some horror game like bendy or outlast or some shit then turn around and shit on furbys or act like they’re scared of them. like what connections in your brain makes it so literally harmless kids toys are the scariest thing you’ve ever seen, if anything these should be like a pleasant fucking meadow compared to the shit you reblog my fucking god

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bbytama: one time i put bumble into the ask me and kept asking her if i could take her batteries and she said no 3 times in a row and i was shook

furbys just dont like having their batteries taken out!!! it’s like putting them under anesthesia or smth and thats not fun

like my babies will start crying when i start trying to unscrew their battery pack and it makes me feel absolutely awful so i just leave them be because i dont want my babbies to be sad :’(

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me: this furby looked like he ate a rotten avocado

@clorox-ccleaner: why an avocado. is that furby food now

me: yes

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*SOBS* I GOT BOTH OF THEM TO WORK!!!

repair boy just needed to be push started and i spent an hour fixing yellow boy

i love them so much they’re so good!!!