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[nervosims]

i'm in a hood-building mood! here's my work-in-progress hood, maple quays

[le-chien]

Maple: I’m probably supposed to lecture you about eating ice cream for dinner, but I’m doing it too so just don’t tell Joaquin or he’ll lecture me. also be careful with the blue ice cream. if you eat too much of it you might turn blue. Cherrypie. you might turn– Cherry: I heard you the first time, dad. and like every other time you’ve said that. Sugar says you buy the blue ice cream just so you can tell that joke Maple: your sister’s a traitor

[le-chien]

Maple kicking Joaquin in the face during sex is honestly the most in-character thing that’s ever happened in my game

[le-chien]

Maple: I still don’t know why you’re coming to me for some kinda makeover, dude. I’m a scientist not a goddamn miracle worker Nick: you built a portal to another planet Maple: well yeah, but defying the laws of physics and turning Guy Fieri into Prince Charming are on entirely different levels Nick: who's this Fieri guy everyone keeps talking about Maple: omfg.....just hold still, lemme see what I can do

Nick: haha idk about this, my face feels weird..how do I look??  Maple, internally: holy shit I turned my coworker into a 12-year-old

[le-chien]

spot six differences (it’s a trick question there are zero differences)

Starling and Maple never really got along when they were neighbors in Windenburg so the only conceivable reason Maple could have for showing up in Starling’s shit apartment in San Myshuno is..he’s just fucking annoying

[le-chien]

Maple: alright haha where’d you say this ‘‘‘‘monster’’ was? under here? Cherry: why do you have fabric softener? it’s a monster, dad. god.. Maple: all monsters hate soft fabrics, Cherrypie. I wrote my doctoral thesis on this. now lemme have a look Cherry: ugh

Maple: [actually looks under the bed] holy ssshhhh– 

Maple: alright, nOBODY PANic. that’s definitely a monster. and I. definitely lied about the fabric softener. luckily...........[pulls massive fucking phaser gun out of nowhere in the most extra way possible]......I’m A Scientist

[le-chien]

I realized Bee & Maple are actually just Dee & Dennis from It’s Always Sunny and I am. not sure what to do with this information

[le-chien]

going through old screenshots since I haven’t rly had a chance to play all week, Bee & Maple’s (and I guess Joaquin’s n the triplets’ now too) house is cute 🌱

Maple’s still in charge of the garden even though they COULD afford a gardener now. he needs a hobby that doesn’t involve setting shit on fire