#marbleloveroflibooty

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Rachel: imagine marius getting a message on facebook

Rachel: "MARIUS THIS IS YOUR DAD HELLO HOW ARE YOU ARE YOU EATING WELL HOW IS LIFE I HEAR YOU ARE COURTING A PLEASANT YOUNG LADY DO YOU HAVE NICE FRIENDS HOW IS YOUR EDUCATION GOING I LOVE YOU SON I AM SO PROUD OF YOU" and its all in caps like that because georges is one of those facebook parents and marius is partially "what the fuck" and partially cryin"

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when marius and cosette finally have a kid they'll call georges 'grandpappy salami' and there's nothing you can do about it (i wrote grandpappy slam at first and that's probably funnier tbh)

{Rachel I swear to frick}

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georges putting flowers in marius' hair and telling him that he'll be the prettiest of all

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marble-lover-of-libooty replied to your post: D...

sarah why

{look Rachel I didn't ask the question I just made sure you'd see it and suffer}

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Don Juan Triumphant (why no I'm not asking this just to remind people that Georges did the do why would you suggest that?)

Don Juan Triumphant:  Are you a virgin?

{Georges?  Doing the do?  How silly of you we all know the stork brought Marius.  My friend Rachel will probs kill you for reminding her that Georges once had a sex life btw just a heads-up b/c I’m going to tag her in this so I can mentally scar her c:}

[It takes him a moment to answer this question, not because he has to think about the answer but because he has to give a rather incredulous look at the fact it’s even being asked.]

As I have a son…no, I am not, not that it is anyone else’s business or a matter I wish to discuss. 

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marble-lover-of-libooty replied to your post: “Make Me Cry Using Only 2 Wor...

w8 no i got one ok here goes„„„„„„„„„„„„,mme pontmercy

rachel i will end u

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Me: I do wonder tho with Gillenormand throwing away Georges' letters without reading them how he knew when not to throw away Georges' death letter like did Georges write "I'M DYING" on the envelope or something really

Rachel: what if it was a complete chance thing like

"let's see what this nerd has to say in this letter like what does he even talk about in these i've never read them

oh"

Me: what if he'd just thrown that one away and Marius never ever learned how much his father loved him ; n ;

Rachel: fricking ancient gillenerdloser picks it up and squints and it says "IM DYING U SHIT" on the envelope and gillenerdloser is like "i feel like this is urgent but my eyes arent what they used to be so i cant tell oh well"

Me: i'm laughing but i should really cry

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!but u know i love georges. he's a hip dad. the hippest dad.

{I know you do :/ Thanks, Rachel.}