Flower Shop AU
❀ “So, how do I make sure they don't die? Do they need like water or something?” “... Right, l'm gonna write down exact instructions and you will follow them exactly, because I did not bust my ass making this bouqet for you to let it die of thirst.”
❀ “I need flowers.” “You and everyone else who comes in here. Got anything more specific in mind?”
❀ “Bless you. Bless you. Bless you. Damn, you must have one hell of a cold.” *in between sniffles* “No, I just have crazy pollen allergy but my mom deserves a bouqet.” “That… is adorable and terrifying, get out and tell me through the window what flowers you want, before you tear a lung.”
❀ “Oh, shit. You’re bleeding. You okay?” “Ah, fuck. I’m good. I wasn’t watching where I was cutting. I was… distracted.”
❀ “Okay so it appears I was in a mood while prepping the flowers for the display bouqets and only prepped black flowers, so this week we’re gonna need to appeal to the goths.”
❀ “You smell like dirt.” “That's fertilizer.” “That's. worse.”
❀ “Why are you bleeding?” “I didn’t realize the roses had thorns…” “You didn’t— Right. Okay, come here. Let me clean that.”
[Prompt Calendar: March 12th, National Plant a Flower Day]















