#mark anon

[wallterwall]

*wave* -Mark

*She just glances at him and rolls her eyes.*

[huggybug]

Mark would def be the best boyfriend to take to a wedding, like your family loves him and if he hasn’t met your relatives yet they also fall in love with him like your aunt whose already tipsy is like ‘oh is this the mark y/n won’t shut up about’ and you two def get the ‘you guys are next’ from the older couples and when you two are sitting next to each other watching the couples first dance he keeps glancing at you bc he keeps thinking about how he wants that with you and what song he thinks you would wanna dance to and if the wedding took place during hockey season or when he’s in training or something and shouldn’t really be eating a bunch of sugar, when you’re talking to your aunt and some of your girl cousins your aunt (the tipsy one which is now just full on drunk) is like ‘why does mark have the tiniest piece of cake? Tell him to get more’ ‘No he just can’t have a lot of junk bc of hockey rn’ and your aunt is being sarcastic like ‘omg no not hockey’ and one of your cousins says something like ‘mom you won’t be making fun of him when he goes pro’ and you get all blushy bc you’re proud of him and you know how bad he wants to go pro and how hard he works -mark anon

AW OMG YES

idk why but him eating a little piece of cake is SO. DANG. CUTE. like i’m kinda obsessed just imagine him with a cute little plate and dainty fork omfg i’m gonna shut up now

[babydollmarauders]

Is Adam still in the corn field? Can we go rescue my buddy?

-mark

adam was rescued! don’t worry, mark!

but also, you will never catch me going near him, so even if he was still in the corn field, i’m so sorry but i would not be coming along to rescue him

[badgerhuan]

hello roch! weird query, but you're the only person ik who likes markiplier. do you happen to know...... why he was trending bc of ......... poo?

SKLDJFH god okay i never thought there’ll come a day where i’ll be answering ask about this but here we go

so like mark has had his fair share of hospital visits in his 31 years of life (too many honestly if you ask me). before he started youtube he actually had a tumor on his adrenal gland that he had to have surgically removed. this basically is the root of most of his major hospital visits (there’s also that time he had a heart attack....bc of alcohol........but that’s a story for another time), bc the scar tissues left over from that surgery built up over time and eventually in 2015 the scar tissues grew big enough to cause bowel obstruction, which sent him to the hospital again and he had another surgery, where it’s seemingly fixed

fast forward to this year, Dec 1. right after his appearance on game theory’s charity livestream for st jude children’s research hospital, he uploads first an ig post, and then another video to tell us that he’s been hospitalized due to the same problem again. a day later, in another update video, he informed us that it seems like with the help of an NG tube and some more observation and xrays, everything is fine? and if he’s able to have...bowel movement, it means that he’s in the clear.

in short, he needs to poop.

and basically everything went downhill on the internet from there.

[thief-anon]

Mark anon here, back at it again and I really want pancakes or waffles. Hell, even a good ol’ burger would be nice right now. Heh. - Mark anon

waffle house has what you need my friend

[ellitx]

(Mark anon) ah, thanks for clarifiying that up and giving some more info, Love your ideas!

Thank you!! I have to thoroughly think of these ideas and use it in some chapters hehe~ if you have sharp eyes on catching the smallest details from each chapters, who knows maybe you can finally understand venti’s future intentions~

[slightlymore]

THAT XIAOJUN BLURB MY HEARTTT *clutches chest* the way u write captures such a homely and comfortable mood especially in these lil blurbs aaaa. and they really are something else gah im weAK to them. them and their charms and guitar and undeniable stage presence >:( its late here so im going to head to bed but it was wonderful (as usual eheh) catching up with u and ur blog !! have a wonderful rest of ur day, im wishing u the best !! -mark anon <3

please no, now I'm thinking of a fic with the 99l leos and guitar playing and a whole good time later on 🤒🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 who's interested, raise your hand 👀👀👀👀

good night! sleep well 🥰🥰🥰💕 you're very sweet!! wish you the best too ❤️

[e-luxion]

i’m so confused about juno sign so mark has a scorpio juno. does that mean needs someone like a scorpio? or he is someone like that?

So first of all, let me explain what Juno is, Juno in mythology was the wife of Jupiter so in astrology, she is an asteroid that stands for commitment, marriage and it represents your ideal marriage partner, or who your romantic soulmate is, and what kind of marriage you will have.

Juno in Scorpio...

Shows that Mark's future marriage partner will have Scorpio qualities, someone who is intense, magnetic, sexual, and maybe even secretive and a little brooding will be the kind of person that makes him commit. His marriage partner will be someone who is not scared to challenge themselves, loves mysterious so they have a certain sense of adventure to them. I don't think his marriage will be public at all, it will probably actually be very hidden from the public. His partner will be anything but superficial, if you link this to him being a celebrity I think he has grown up around so much fakery and superficiality that he wants someone natural, someone with depth, intelligence and personality, someone who is not scared to get a little dark or ugly, also very passionate about him or just in general.

His relationship with his s/o (marriage wise) will be very intense emotionally, he is very loyal to his partner, and it's a marriage based off intimacy. He will also have probably a shared income, or shared financed with his partner or could become richer through marriage. Also I think he will be a slightly possessive husband, maybe get a little jealous, and is quite protective of them.

I think people with this placement truly value that soul and body deep connection with their spouse, their love goes beyond anything.

I can see his partner possibly having Pluto influences, maybe one or more Scorpio placements, maybe Scorpio AC or Venus in Scorpio.

Edit: I swear Mark would be such a loving and devoted husband, not rn tho, but in the future when he is more mature and has grown as an individual. He would be such a caring husband.

I hope that has answered your question 💕

Love, Lulu xox