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Sam: Why is Bucky sitting on Steve's lap frowning?

Natasha: They got into an argument because Steve laughed at Bucky for tying his shoelaces the bunny ears way.

Sam: But they're holding hands?

Natasha: Bucky doesn't like it when they fight.

Bucky: *betrayed soldier noises*

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One day in the Avengers Institute...

Bucky: *intently staring at Sam*

Steve: You're not normally this quiet, Buck.

Bucky: Nobody plots murder out loud.

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Tony: Oh, so when Morgan leaves her toys out everywhere it's fine, but when I do it, it's 'unsafe' and 'dangerous'.

Pepper: That's because Morgan's toys aren't nuclear reactors or screwdrivers.

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Steve, lying in bed: Ah, the power of love. Is there anything that it can't fix?

Bucky, next to him: The sliding glass door.

Steve: What do you mean? The patio door isn't broken.

Bucky: Well, I suppose this is as good a time as any to tell you...

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*Sirens whine in the distance as the arcade burns to the ground*

Tony, trying hard to stay calm: Alright, what happened here?

Thor: ...

Loki: Thor used his own hammer on the Whack-A-Mole.

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Loki,handing a card to Thor: Get better soon, brother!

Thor: ...I'm not ill though?

Loki: No, I just think that you could be better.

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Peter: The eagles won last night.

Ned: Oh, you watched the game? What happened?

Peter, walking in covered in scratches: What game?