Jan 4, 2018
When nothing at all happens, but you don't let that get in the way of telling a story.
#Daily Mail#It's a story where nothing happens#An anedon't if you will#The 70s#Massive sideburns#Droopy moustaches#Long hair#Flared trousers#Scent of sex panther in the air#Essex#New Years Eve#Count Dracula#Scots#Kilts#Vicars#Tarts#Oh my!#Ugly Sisters#Cinderella#Literally nothing happens#But Don doesn't let that stop him#He's got a story to tell#And dammit he's going to tell it#Pub landlord#Deflated#Needless to say#We didn't have the last laugh#Don from Chelmsford#Anecdon't