#mat lore

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Okay, with the finale of heated rivalry having happened and as a longtime hockey fan I want to fucking warn you all:

Do not. Under ANY circumstances attempt to out anyone. If any of you try and pull what yall pulled with Kit Connor it’s so over. If you try and out any of the actors, any current hockey players, any retired hockey players, if you accuse anyone of queerbaiting (actors or professional athletes) it. Is. Over. You ruin the fun of heated rivalry. This is not a “find all the gay hockey players and out them”. That is not what we are doing here. Yes, we don’t have any out queer hockey players and there’s a DAMN REASON. Historically, it has been deadly for nhl players to come out. I repeat. Do. Not. Force real people. To come out.

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“Don’t marry Svetlana” text post series read at your own risk.

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Ilya: I could marry Svetlana

Shane: I could buy you a loon

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Ilya: I could marry Svetlana

Shane: I can call Rose Landry

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Ilya: I could marry Svetlana

Shane: I could speak to you in only French

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Ilya: I could marry Svetlana

Shane: I could lock you out of the cottage at night

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Ilya: I could marry Svetlana

Shane: I could buy you only American vodka for the rest of your life

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Ilya: I could marry Svetlana

Shane: I could fuck Miles

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Ilya: I could marry Svetlana

Shane: I could get Scott Hunter’s face tattooed

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ALT ENDING THATS LIKE FOR REALSIES

Ilya: I could marry Svetlana

Shane: or. You could marry me. Like. Now.

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I hate gay Christmas what do you mean you’re skipping dinner to watch Shane Hollander get absolutely railed by Ilya Rozanov

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Shane and Ilya’s relationship can be summed up with Do I Wanna Know by the Arctic Monkeys and Do I Wanna Know covered by Hozier and you can pry that from my cold dead hands

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Shane did not fall first you fuckers. And neither did Ilya! They tripped on whatever the fuck was in the gym air that night and have been married since their rookie season thank you very much

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gauging interest in a hollanov inspired playlist do we want it fam

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been inactive on tumblr for almost a year and a half but I know how to get you fuckers to interact and it’s with heated rivalry content

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Just the concept of Shane struggling to learn Russian but Ilya not struggling to learn French