#matara kan

[renkkai]

[djolk]

[junktastic]

This is how vtubers are made, right?

Commission for Eric on Vgen.

[arturia-giallo]

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[cannedmochi]

Mata mata save me mata

[fandomflotilla]

Alabastards: Denials

Blake: So…why are you angry at Jaune again?

Weiss: I was in town and he suggested we have dinner together.

Blake: Okay.

Weiss: I said “Yeah, but only if you’re treating me.”

Blake: Sounds reasonable.

Weiss: He agreed, and found this lovely little sushi bar, lots of couples there, it’s amazing, we need to go sometime.

Blake: Noted.

Weiss: We were having a lovely time, and this random lady came up, asking if we wanted to have our picture taken.

Blake: Okay…

Weiss: We took a bunch of funny photos, pretending like we’re at prom, or being mugged, or whatever.

Blake: Uh huh.

Weiss: And the lady keeps asking us to scoot closer together. Closer. Closer. Closer. Because she thought we were a couple.

Blake: Understandable.

Weiss: Finally, she gives up and shows us the picture. She asks Jaune if he wants to buy it for 20$ “for his girlfriend here”, and that’s when he pissed me the fuck off.

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Jaune: *physically recoils from Weiss*

Jaune: We’renotacouplebutthankyou!

-

Blake: …and?

Weiss: ?

Blake: …and????

Weiss: And what?

Blake: …is that it?

Weiss: I already told you what he did, what more do you want?

Blake: What more do I-You guys aren’t a couple, right???

Weiss: Absolutely not! I’d never date that miscreant!

Blake: …so why are you mad at him????

Weiss: He denied it too quickly!

Blake: …

Weiss: …

Blake: *sigh*

Blake: …thank you Weiss.

Weiss: ?

Blake: For reminding me why I’m bisexual, not gay.

Weiss: …

Weiss: …EXCUSE YOU-

[gardavwar]

You tapped the roachussy and fathered the swarm. Rejoice!

[idrawbuffgirls]