D.J.: (casually to Kimmy, smiling, about her “What It’s Like to Be Someone Else” assignment for school, while holding her white roller skates) You didn’t tell me it was Roller Derby Night at your house. It’s me and your dad vs. your mom and your brother in the ultimate grudge match race. No holds barred, no time limit. Kimmy: (in a warning tone) Watch out for my mom. She hides an egg beater in her pants. ~D.J. and Kimmy (5x03; Matchmaker Michelle)









