#matsubater

[snootybastard-blog]

matsubater replied to your post.

well, you should have put a ring on it

are you trying to confess to me?

[snootybastard-blog]

~*~ Spooketi ~*~

“ ...this is why you’re single. ”

[snootybastard-blog]

What do ghosts eat for supper?

“...” oh god, here he goes--

[snootybastard-blog]

matsubater

“ can ya stop sendin’ me that creepy ass shit, morty.” cue an exasperated sigh, expression drawn in vague disgust; honestly, what did a young philanthropist like himself do to deserve this cruelty. then again this is a daily occurrence between two roommates.

[demonsgrimm-blog]

hey can I please reserve Haikyuu!!'s Oikawa Tooru? the date is march 13th & my personal is kagesuga (〜 ☌ω☌)〜

Reserved for you! Please have the blog/app to us by the 20th!

-Mod 1

[youmogan-blog]

matsubater replied to your post:

SICK BURNS

      i guess you could say i’m on FIRE! 

[snootybastard-blog]

matsubater replied to your post:dawning darkness,

hey, what’s green and eats nuts?

“you when you’re sick?” but it wouldn’t be ‘traditional nuts’, not that’d he’d ever say that. green had some tact, plus that’d be too childish.

[snootybastard-blog]

matsubater.

We’ve got a comedian over here. “You sure that’s not just the wind blowing back in your face?”

Discarding their comment without so much as a shrug instead a haughty smile appears just as if on cue. Morty just didn't learn that Green was the king of comebacks. "Or maybe you released wind from ya'know where!"