#may.day

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Last week's bad decision, trying to work on four hours of sleep; brings to you: this week's even worse decision, working on three hours of pain infused sleep.

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Got my tickets for Thunderbolts*.

I can't wait to hear the new one-sentence long wisdom from my imaginary husband to finally give my life a new purpose.

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I'm at a point where I'm tempted to tell people I'm ace, or already married...

I swear to the gods, if one more person calls me "special" or "high maintenance" I'm burning something down to the ground.

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Christmas anxiety kicking in....

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Craving another coffee. But I've already had five today... 😵

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I have an almost dead apple tree in my garden. But I can't bring myself to chop him down. Because there is this adorable woodpecker that comes every day to that tree to feast. I now it's ridiculous. But he looks so happy when he hobbels along the branches and makes that cute noise. 🥰

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Croque madame végétarien

J’ai dégusté d’excellents croques végétariens aux épinards et champignons chez des amis et cela m’a donné l’idée d’adapter ma recette de cro

Gosh I need this right know! 🤤

But I'm already in bed. Was too tired too make a proper dinner. 😔 Need to shop tomorrow, first thing in the morning! 🍄‍🟫

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Me: "I don't have a type!"

Also me, embarrassed and drooling: