#may:asks

[mayven-wynters]

You ever worry about it falling off when you get an erection?

“For fuck’s sake nothing falls off! My ego is fine about the constant attention my dick gets with the questions but, seriously, why the fuck that? Look; I’m dead but I would be so far gone by the time I was rotting enough for any body part to fall off that I’d be really dead. In the ground dead.”

“Why would my dick fall off in the first place if it got hard? That doesn’t even make sense, it’s lack of blood flow that causes decay or what the fuck ever, not more of it. I’ve tested the theory plenty of times, believe me, it’s not going anywhere.” 

[mayven-wynters]

Are you so sure that it was the cult that turned you into a zombie? What if it was something else?

“Since it involved me dying I’m pretty sure that’s what brought me back from the dead, yeah. Great to know for the sheer amount of stupid in that place they managed to get that one right somehow.”

[mayven-wynters]

Are brains... yummy?

“First, that’s a stereotype. And, second, have you ever tried to crack a human skull open? It takes effort, and something heavy, and it’s not even worth the effort because compared to a lot of other parts inside a person it’s just slimy, sticky and falls apart. Does it sound appetizing to you?” 

“Other parts taste much better but fuck off anyway because there is something seriously wrong with anybody that interested in this conversation.” 

[mayven-wynters]

Plan on running back to the gargoyle anytime soon

“The best thing I can do for that fucking idiot is say no.” 

[mayven-wynters]

you seemed pretty cheerful without powers, how's it feel to have them back?

“Fuck off. Not in the mood.” 

[mayven-wynters]

do you Think your capable of loving someone?

“What the hell is that suppose to mean? Everybody is capable of it. I love Ber. Not in some weird...fucked up incest way or whatever because we’re family, but I’m not incapable of actual human emotions, no.”  

“I just don’t think they do me much good anymore.” 

[mayven-wynters]

how important are your memories to you?

“The past is godawful, most of it I don’t want to remember. But I know what the future is going to be and that’s worse. So I want to keep ‘em as long as I can and be human a little longer before there’s nothing left. 

At that point, fuck it, I don’t care; I hope somebody puts me out my misery if I’m not coming back from it. Immortality is a joke if you’re already gone somewhere you don’t know who you are..I’m digging that grave before I lose myself entirely, I hope.”

[mayven-wynters]

so. you and stone mountain, think he's going to want to keep you around after you take a chunk out of him?

“Ha, hilarious. You think he’s going to want me around until then? Now that’s a vote of confidence. You must not know me too well.”

“But no, if you need the short answer.”