#mayormail

[mayorofmegapolis]

How long have you been mayor? I don't remember electing you.

I've always been the mayor!

:)

[mayorofmegapolis]

Since when do we have a Mayor?

Since when do you people ask too many questions?

[mayorofmegapolis]

What did you do?

What HAVEN'T I done?? Honestly! HEHEHE!!!

[mayorofmegapolis]

Mayor, for the past few weeks the radio channel I’ve been listening to has been playing holiday music.

Did you do something to the radio waves..

Oh don't you worry your pretty little head about it, you know how commercialism likes to preemptively display these sorts of things to get people in the mood! I've no control over such things!

[mayorofmegapolis]

Mayor if you free Moriah Carey early, I swear.

I have no idea to whom you mean. But I have been listening to a lot of Mariah Carey to get into the spirit of the season~

[mayorofmegapolis]

Oh my god! A crazy person! Hell yes, you have my vote!

How delightful!! It's nice to see the people finally start to recognize my abilities! Here, have a sticker! ⭐

[mayorofmegapolis]

Are you still playing tag with Mr. Nezha?

Also, do you have a favorite animal? :3

But of course! It's much too fun to simply let him win!

A favorite animal? Oh, I'd have to think on that one...it's been so long. But I believe I once had a yellow canary I kept that sang the sweetest songs~

But that was a long long time ago.

[mayorofmegapolis]

What are your policies?

Frankly none of your business! :D