my contribution as a person who got into hockey and consequently, into rpf, because of umich i MUST close all “matty beniers is par of will’s harem” discussion. matty has seen the nolan moyle and nick blankenburg and jimmy lambert of it all. he’s woven deep in the thomas bordeleau and brendan brisson weirdness. he’s seen whatever jacob truscott is. i can assure you he can just easily spot a gay guy from miles away and befriend them to give (GOOD) advice they will never actually follow.














