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If elected the P.C. government pledges to fast track building schools in new developments.

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With election results looming, the P.C.s are now backtracking on their most controversial WabRisk video that claimed the NDP leader was really a werewolf.

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The embroidery beside the Pallister’s kitchen table.

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Brian Pallister is mortified to learn that the all leaders debate on owning property in Costa Rica is actually on homelessness. When reached for comment the organizers response was, “well he’s here, isn’t he?”

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I got a bombshell here that’s going to blow this election wide open. It appears one of the candidates is a lawyer who specializes in…get this…the defense of individuals charged with criminal activities. I know it’s a stretch but I think we can tie the NDP to fair representation in the judicial system. If that doesn’t work I got a million Lawyer jokes that my aunt emails me.

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And with 1% of polls reporting in we're begrudgingly willing to project another P.C. majority. We now go live to P.C. headquarters where we are hoping Bart Kives still has a shirt on.....wait....that doesn't seem to be the right MEME. That's it. I can't work in these conditions. No, go read NardCity or Winnipeg Posers or something....if anybody wants me I'll be at the yellow dog....*

*Door Slams

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….young voters among the highest demographic of election avoision for………..(voice in headset) It’s a word. Look it up. …….(voice in headset). I don’t say evasion. I say avoision!

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The election party is underway at the Manitoba First bunker, the pass word is “Free Wheeler.”