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Would you like to be me, eh bitch?

I'm the gay friend of the girl you like and:

I know all her secrets;

I accompany her to go shopping;

I saw her in underwear more than you;

I know what she thinks about you;

I can rummage in her drawer and her closet without being considered a pervert;

I will ALWAYS be her favorite;

But above all you will have to pray to me and pay me to pass you compromising files on your doll!

Bitch please. I’m Alexy!

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