Sometimes you have to label your idiots so other people know to look out for them. Really, Jem should be walking around with a babysitter at all times, he's done a lot of dumb shit.
Once climbed a flagpole because he felt like it, was stuck up there for three hours because he couldn't get back down.
Clogged a lawnmower and decided to fix it by reaching his hand in and doing it manually, somehow did not lose a hand. Jury's still out on if that was divine intervention.
Gets into regular fights with birds, supposedly a part of a drawn out war on all of bird kind.
Has not won a singular one of those fights.
There is one exception to the bird war. It's a dove that flew into his window had got stuck. He named it Jermaine (Jerry for short) and refuses to let it leave.
Did a backflip from the second story of a motel into a pool, missed the concrete edge by about two inches. Again, might have been divine intervention there, this guy should be dead by now.
When cleaning out a fish tank, got the hose stuck around it. Tried to free the hose by tugging, hard, and shattered it.
Did the fish tank thing four times.
Got fired from the fish store.
Ate a lit match because he thought it would be spicy.
Listen, he might be stupid but he's cute about it. He's just a dumb little guy. Just a little man. Look at him go.