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send 🍺 for a drunk text/voicemail
“shH you’re being so —– loud .” the ruffling on the other line of the phone intensifies , unaware of the fact her pocket dialed him . “see, this is why we’re bEST friends , you knOW ? we’re peRFECT for each other .” laughter is giggled in muffled background noise . “no—- saint —- carry me , i can’t walk —— please , please–” another laugh , and incoherent words tossed back and forth , before there’s a sound of plastic cracking against plastic . “shIT SHIT , no no – go baCK , mY phone fell oUT-- i donT know whERE it went– saaaaaainntttt , help me find it —– wAIT here it i–” *click* featuring , @holysainxt








