#mdl??

[rayhantochtli]

More MDL headcanons: Bdubs decides to fight Grian one day because he's convinced he's finally managed to tap into his Subconscious Hitman Fighting Abilities and he needs to try them out (it is a tie). Etho decides to fight Scar after Bdubs keeps pestering him and he figures it'd be funny to go along with it (it is not a tie).

HELP?? Bdubs uses self defense as an excuse, Etho doesn't fall for it but Scar does, Grian doubts that's the real reason but he's happy to go along with it; Mumbo eavesdrop accidentally and wants to join he fights against Bdubs first and takes him down with effort, after that he's feeling confident so he goes with Etho and loses quite fast

[rayhantochtli]

Since the hermits are canon in mdl

It's pretty funny (but really unrealistic skdj) if Iskall IS a hitman and a friend of Etho's

so while bdubs is going around accusing the Last lifers and Etho is letting Iskall know, Iskall is just sitting there nervously sippinghis coffee

LMAOO I MEAN, Etho was also a hitman in hermitcraft 🤔

This is such a funny concept though, but Iskall still failed at his hitman missions so I don't think he's much of a threat LOL

[rayhantochtli]

Etho "Just Some Guy" S. Lab grabbed his hat and fishing rod, he was gonna go fishing under a highway

Bdubs: new mission? And you're going *without me*???

YEAAH

I bet he used to fish before college as a way to clear his mind (a lot of the time it ended up in him getting bored to death but it did help). Because they live together Bdubs of course knew but he still acts like it's something new that Etho goes out fishing (he probably does it very sporadically, maybe it's been more than a year since he last did it and that fuels Bdubs crazy imagination)

[rayhantochtli]

I call first dibs on sending in an MDL AU headcanon, if you're accepting them!! There is at least one moment of Bdubs dropping every single Sad And Important Last Life line in quick succession ("he loves me," "fragile flower," etc) and Etho is kind of concerned and Bdubs is just like 'one of these has gotta be the secret sleeper agent code right-'

HELP ME AKSHSKDHGISJAKDBKFISIN

Bdubs: Etho I think this is more serious than we thought... Have you ever watched Men in black?

Etho: I- yeah, why. Do you think we work with aliens or something?

Bdubs: I hadn't even thought about that. But no, it's just that... Isn't it weird that my visions get triggered by specific things?

Etho: I didn't even know they got trigg-

Bdubs: Like!!! For example! The other day I was reading this very emotional book and the protagonist said "but... he loves me" AND suddenly I got struck with a vision!

Etho: that's usually your imagination picturing what's happening in the boo-

Bdubs: IT WAS A SLEEPER AGENT CODE IM SURE, and we just need to discover them all to know what's truly happening!

Etho:

Etho: okay but what does that have to do with Men in black