Mar 19, 2024
one single time i told my toddler not to eat markers and now at random moments with no context kid pulls out 'the we dont eat markers speech of 2024'
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one single time i told my toddler not to eat markers and now at random moments with no context kid pulls out 'the we dont eat markers speech of 2024'
GUESS WHO FUCKIN GOT MYSIMS (2008)!!!!!
Charlie is with dad and grandparents this week so I take the opportunity to finally properly clean the baby room and I found a knife under the pillow
charlie wanted gummies......... so i said bring me a pack ill open it for you............ this child brings two, cheeky, but i open them both anyway.................... then i heard those three words for the first time...................
"this one mommys"
god i love being a parent i successfully taught charlie 'i miss you' last week and how to use it properly and just now when i deposited said toddler into the eatin chair in front of a waffle and yogurt i got "i missed you hungry!" like lmfao
not "yay snacks!" but "i missed you hungry". fuckin lol. i love children i love language.
Do you have a child??? a Human child?????
yes! my human child named charlie is three years old and perfect and silly and really loves fish and ducks and butterflies and the moon and blueberries and fruit gummies and reading books and watching youtube videos of zooming fractals and listening to the full version of the op for bludgeoning angel dokuro-chan and jumping and spinning and 'do zoomies' which is running back and forth and tickles and apple juice and strawberries and suuuuuuper cold water, and giraffes and rainbows and those hess trucks that have other cars in them and legos and ducktales and fuzzy blankies and being so so cozy and hello kitty and spider man and daniel tiger and platforming games and the very hungry caterpillar and sunglasses and minecraft!!!!!!!
how is babby?
every day sentences become more coherent........... it's painful and i cry a lot. third birthday is in one very short month and i don't really feel like renting a pavilion at the park and doing the whole food and drinks in a cooler thing but you only get one third birthday!!!!!!!!! fuck!!!!!!!!!
fully naked potty training camp???? 😭😭what
a 'bootcamp' is shorthand for an intensive training course over a short period of time
there are many many methods for potty training a toddler, the one i chose involves the toddler being fully naked to be able to immediately feel themselves urinating, which causes discomfort and facilitates learning the feeling of both voiding and before voiding, so they learn what it feels like to "have to go".
just yesterday, we had many many floor puddles, but also FIVE (5) successful potty sessions!!! with calling out for help beforehand!! charlie did a very very good job :)
buuut today charlie threw an absolute fit and wanted to be completely clothed, so we're gonna try again tomorrow lmfao. it doesn't need to be a fast or forced thing, slow and steady is fine :) other kids respond to a three-day program, mine doesnt seem to!