#me gets asks

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This is for the No Comments Just Publish Meme: You are amazing, clever, witty, funny, a fandom influencer and overall a positive presence in everyone's lives. Your unrelenting enthusiasm is blessing and we are honestly so very lucky to have you 💖

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Dracula: Would you want immortality at the cost of vampirism? :D

....Yes. It's not something I'd take lightly, I would accept only after having understood deeply what kind of vampire I would become, so how do their bodies work over time. If vampires are brainless ferocious creatures who barely speak and just devour people then no. If they can manage to have A LIFE besides the blood thirst (that would become more manageable once they start to become more powerful) like in the vampire chronicles then I might accept. I would ask the vampire the gentleness to allow me some time to modify my body as I want and then let's party.

I have no interest in wasting my time behind what other humans tell me to think that are my goals in life.

Ah and obviously I'd try to develope my mind gift as soon as I can to find victims that are not innocent at all, more a danger to society than all. I know it's hypocrite but I don't want my choice to weigh on who already genuinely struggles for their lives.

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Rhoshamandes, Bianca and Akasha +6

YOU REALLY LIKE THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE AU, DON'T YOU.

KILL: ........ rhosh....... I'm so sorry my super hot wet dream.............it's just bc you are the one farther from me considering the feelings area because we would never get along

BETRAY: BIANCA...... I'M SO SORRY, BUT I PREFER THIS RATHER THAN KILL YOU (even though if for some absurd reason we would end up being friends... This would make me loose her forever because she has a complicated relationship with trust... But once again: better betraying her than seeing her dead).

HAVE ON YOUR ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TEAM: Akasha because it would be stupid to refuse such a powerful ally in that living nightmare I'M TERRIBLY SCARED OF ZOMBIES. MOM DESTROY THEM ALL WITH YOUR FIRE.

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I’ve been tagged by @gingercunthere, THANK YOU BELLISSIMA

1. Favorite comfort food: Pasta with complex but super yummy recipes, fast food, fried food in general, meat meat meat, fish fish fish, FOOD COOKED IN A NOT HEALTHY WAY IN GENERAL. Especially savory food, not sweets.

2. Favorite alcohol (or hot drink!): I ADORE alcoholic chocolate, in liquid form and as chocolate cubes that contain the alcohol or something like that. Also Bayles.

3. Favourite relaxing activity: STAYING ON THE PHONE, talking with someone I trust and admire wholeheartedly, watching new movies and tv series bc it's exciting, taking care of my hair (so haircare routine), skincare, putting make up on, trying cute outfits, reading and watching documentaries about psychology and history, writing something that inspires me, cooking, EATING, MAKING JOKES AND BE SILLY WHEN I AM OUT WITH MY SISTER AND FRIENDS, planning travels with friends (but that's something that probably I will do in the future)

4. Favorite fluffy/feel-good fic: The one I've found here on Tumblr, in which Armand dyes his hair of crazy colors! (click here)

5. Favorite calming scent: Clothes that has been just washed, hugging someone and smell clean skin (so the smell of soap), the smell of coffee, of THICC tomato sauce boiling, the smell that babies have (I still remember the one my sister had when she was a little bean with arms and legs), THE SMELL OF FOOD WHILE IT'S COOKING IN GENERAL LIKE CHICKEN WITH POTATOES IN THE OVEN, ETC ETC. The smell of cinnamon, vanilla and lavender.

6. Favorite relaxing (or uplifting) song at the minute?: I think that for now I mostly have a genre that relaxes me, which is pop music and "indie" pop music. It's nice for me to hear joyful and with a ever changing rhythm. It makes me want to dance and it remembers me that there are joyful things in the world worth to fight for. Depressing atmosphere will only bring more depressed thoughts so let's limit it to the right amount.

7. Favorite white noise: The noise of tv in the background even when I'm not listening, the sea (so the waves), page turning, brushing very healthy and thick hair, the fire burning in the fireplace, thunderstorm, someone playing the piano or the violin in another room. The sound of my loved ones talking in another room.

8. Favorite chill-out TV show: Gossip Girl. I LIKE TO WATCH STUPID SERIES ABOUT GLAMOROUS DRAMA (?)

9. The best advice you’ve ever had: NEVER GET MARRIED BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOUR LIFE WILL TURN INTO SHIT

Tagging (do it only if you want to and do not feel forced💕): @jianafg @amelthebravennian

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What would you wear... 25, 31, 41 :D

From this ask meme: x

25: What would you wear to explore Portofino with your love ?

I think that this would be my general mood

31: What would you wear to the ball you were invited to via a cryptic invite stamped with a red wax seal ?

OK FIRST OF ALL: SUDDENLY BATS FLY AT MY ENTRANCE.

Dress+hair:

41: What would you wear to exemplify your current mood ?

Now you'll see that there is a real pattern here because lately I am feeling sick of my body imprisoned by all of these winter clothes, so my mood now is wearing almost nothing at home:

And these shirts+jeans/gym pantaloons outside:

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for the vamp vibes meme: 4, A and %

Ohh, thank you!! You surprise me! Viago does get close to how I'd be as a vampire. Deadly, yes, but why should that stop me from being funny and sweet??

But also the most responsible of the group just how he's forced to be............

and sensible, with many feelings to express :(

As for the blood: YEAH. I'd try to spill as little blood as possible... I don't want to feel like a monster drenched in blood, thanks. And would I be able to wash it later??

The ring is perfect. It's a real ruby, tho. Real for a real vampire rich bitch like me

dashgame

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💌 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome 💌

THANK YOUUUUU

*shoots a heart at you with a gun. A LOVE GUN.*

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Truth: Until what end would you be ready to go to protect the ones you care for?

Dare: You must accept to pay me just a little service of my choice... nothing of a bother really. But whatever I ask, you can't say no.

TRUTH OR DARE

This second question was obnoxiously harder than the first. The problem of playing with the devil is that with a simple "truth or dare" game, some lives could be put in danger. Both of those choices were hard to take in consideration because, on one hand if the devil asks you to do something it might turn out to be deadly for you or others, while the first...

She was about to choose it, trying to keep it vague by simply saying something like "I wouldn't know, I never had some of my friends in danger" but what if it gave him a new and wrong idea? What if that lead him to hurt them to gain something from her?

She asked herself if it was visible from outside that her brain was in action to find a solution.

"What. What do you..." she was already regretting this. "... Have you taken me for a witch that obeys to your commands? What do you want me to do? "