Mechoctopus
Despite it's misleading name pronunciation, a mechoctopus is just a mechanical octopus. Very similar to a transformer, however mechoctopuses cannot transform... Often. But when they do it's usually only into another mechoctopus, however no one knows what this transformation looks like because they can only transform in the privacy of their own mechink cloud. All the people who have sighted a mechoctopus have claimed it to be just a regular octopus, but the devious creatures will trick you into thinking they are a regular octopus. They have powers, like jedi mind tricks, but they are not jedi... Unless they are. If you ever run into a jedi mechoctopus you'd better hope that it likes you...
This is just a warning. If you ever see any octopus be careful, for it may be a mechoctopus tricking you into thinking its a normal octopus. But odds are that it's not a normal octopus. Unless you live in some kind of land locked country, like Nepal or Antarctica...