#megasoundshock

[brandwhorestarscream]

Megasoundshock family outing is just using a train to fit the beans inside it like a stroller.

Cue some very stunned and confused humans watching as three bots just walked around with a train-stroller with a bunch of squeaking beans watching their surroundings all the while one or two of the parents are making sure none of them fall off.

They probably need giant toddler leashes lmao.

30-50 foot metal parents wrangling their 8 foot toddlers is a sight to behold XD once the beans realize they can tip the train car by all piling onto one side it's game over. The beans are loose! Run!!

Toddler leashes are probably just magnetic chains, but at least one of them has sharp denta and chew right through it. The beans are, once again, loose

[brandwhorestarscream]

Some humans decided to make guided tour on near the Megasoundshock family and they just basically become part of the wildlife or just a new species people can observe.

It’s kinda like a zoo except the beans try to climb on stuff and the parents sometimes trip on carts or things like that lol.

The parents will get huffy if too many humans get too close to their sparklings or crowd them. Spook the babies and suffer the wrath of mama and papa and other mama lmao

Megatron's probably pretty territorial and high key side eyes anyone that gets too close. If they wanna watch the sparklings play, then fine, but get too close to their actual nesting grounds and he'll punt you to the moon

[brandwhorestarscream]

Keeping the Megasoundshock beans from causing even more havoc be like :

Aksjdaksjdksjaks 😂😂😂😂 YEP

I'm imagining there's like a dozen of them, so even with three parents the little ones are all over the place

I hc in this AU Cybertronian sparklings are a lot less fragile than human babies, and considerably less helpless. You know like how baby giraffes or newborn foals are up and walking almost immediately? Kinda like that, though mayne they have a cute stage where they crawl before walking. Regardless, the parents aren't super hyper overvigilant and protective. Their plating is soft by cybertronian standards considering they're so new, but very few things on earth can hurt them. Letting them run amok and explore is a normal part of colonization, tho the parents do keep an eye on them to keep them out of busy streets and to prevent heavy things from falling on them 🤭

[brandwhorestarscream]

the megasoundshock beans are like puppies in a laundry basket

YOU'RE RIGHT YOU'RE RIGHT YOU'RE SO FUCKING RIGHT

Just a litter of wiggly puppies that have been confined to baby jail, but they're Smart™ so they quickly discover how to tip their confinement and escape!!

[brandwhorestarscream]

I can imagine the Megasoundshock beans trying to scare some humans and ends up with them calling their parents to show what they found.

Or just the beans stealing stuff to bring back to their parents lol.

Either some human(s) is terrified of the parents.

I'm assuming this is the Invasive Species AU and that just makes this even funnier lmao 😂

Like mama and papa and other mama are already leery of their kids playing with organics or getting muck stuck in their seams and god knows what else, and then their entire brood comes stampeding up to them peeping up a storm working together to haul a stolen convertible with a terrified human inside. Look at this funny bot! They don't have a roof! Is it missing? They have a tiny squishy pet too! Look creators, look!!!!!

Kleptomaniac beans see anything even remotely interesting and they snatch it up to bring back to their nest. Nothing is safe. Car tires, a pretty shrub, fishing lures left in rivers, anything at all. They're into everything all the time and their three parents definitely have their hands full XD

[brandwhorestarscream]

I can just image a Megasoundshock nest being a fortress.

Ain’t no one trying to steal a bean from that nest because Papa!Wave and his mates are going to destroy them.

They probably have a large number of kids too-

Just a bunch of tiny beans squeaking to try and look frightening☆

Fortress nests are the best kind! Anyone tries to infiltrate and hurt the beans then it's squish city >:(

The beans are not scary, they are very cute, but they try! Little nubby arms and leggies, tiny wings and big glowy optics 🥺 precious babs