#meilisha

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Misha's favorite way to fight is slamming someone so hard that they break the surface of whatever they land on and MEILING JUST BEING SO AROUSED BY IT AND FINDING IT SO HOT. But also really fucking annoying because SHE HAS TO REPAIR THE FLOORS FOR HER TRAINING ROOM but sometimes when she's executing a traitor or someone else on the behalf of Ra's Al Ghu or for the interest of her own clan, her letting Misha execute them BECAUSE HIS BRUTE STRENGTH IS SOMETHING SHE LOVES DEARLY ABOUT HIM.

But the way he will be so gentle with her right afterwards is really sweet. Like, she orders him to kill someone and he just gently leans over and grabs her hand with his larger one and brings it to his lips and kisses it before he looks up at her tenderly and smiles, "Whatever you ask of me, wife~" and then he turns around and picks them up like they were a little twig and throws them into a wall and the wall surface is broken from how hard Misha threw them as Misha cracks his knuckles and walks over to pick them up and slam them down again. Or he just simply puts his boot on their head and curb stomps them and smiles at Meiling and he is so obviously expecting her praise. If she withholds it, he pouts cutely as if he doesn't have someone's brain matter all over his boot.

It also genuinely makes Misha happy when Meiling admires his strength rather than fears it and he is always careful to not give her a reason to fear it. Like, when she asks him to lift something, he does genuinely smile because he knows she just wants to see his strength in action. Or the proud smile on her face when he's going all out on one of her enemies and he just thinks to himself that he would fight for her until his entire body was sore just to make her smile. He would become her one-man army, not by force, but because he wants to be.

I ALSO FEEL LIKE MISHA HOLDS HIS GIRLS BECAUSE THEY FEEL SAFE IN HIS ARMS. Meiling had a bad dream about her dad and just begs Misha to hold her and he does, keeping her body close to his and kissing her and she relaxes in his arms. Or Mai having a nightmare and she wants to be in her dad's arms because she knows nothing will get her.

And all three of them being in bed, Meiling cuddled by Misha's side, and Mai laying on Misha's chest as Misha rubs her back lovingly. And he just kisses the tops of their head and he actually starts tearing up a little bit because he's actually so happy he went through all of the pain in his life, because nothing has made him happier than his perfect wife and his equally perfect daughter just existing near him.

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NO BECAUSE MISHA JUST KINDA BEING EXCITED FOR HIS FIRST FATHER'S DAY but not because he expects a huge reward but because he genuinely loves his family. Like, he firmly tells Denji NO MISSIONS, NO ASSIGNMENTS, IF BRUTE FORCE NEEDS THEM THEN THEY CAN FORGET IT BECAUSE HE'S SPENDING HIS DAY WITH HIS WIFE AND CHILD. Like, when they're at the zoo and he just holds Mai in his arms because she got sleepy in the stroller and Meiling is ordering them something to eat, Misha just kissing Mai's head and he's all: "My pretty girl, wanna know a secret?"

And he holds her close and whispers: "You two are the best things that ever happened to me."

Meiling: "You better remember that when we fight, then~" and she hands him an ice cream and he grabs it from her and smiles.

Misha: "RUDE. You ruined secret~"

And Meiling giggles and kisses his forehead before they sit next to each other and admire their gorgeous baby girl in their arms.

Meiling: "...I'm happy we got to spend Mother's day and Father's day together...I love being a parent with you."

Misha: "I'm happy you gave me the chance to be a parent, Meiling."

And then they look at Mai and everyone RIGHTFULLY fawns over them BECAUSE OH MY GOD, THEY'RE SO FUCKING ADORABLE. And like, he knows Meiling went all out for him but the next day after father's day, Meiling waking up and seeing all the chores like dishes and laundry were done. Then she smiles and looks at Misha, whose playing with their baby right now and he sees she's awake and pats his lap for her to sit on and he just holds her and kisses her. She laughs and Mai just giggles at them before Meiling grabs her and Misha is holding BOTH his girls in his hands.

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IN MY FEELS OVER THEM RIGHT NOW IDK MAN-

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I LOVE MEILISHA BEING PARENTS BECAUSE AAAAAH, MAI SITTING ON A HIGH CHAIR AND THEY'RE SITTING AT THE ENDS OF THEIR TABLE AND THEY'RE FEEDING HER AND LAUGHING AT HER CUTE LITTLE REACTIONS. BUT HER LOVING WRAPPING PAPER. Like Misha is wrapping presents for his family *he and Meiling have a vague understanding of what Christmas is but they're invited to a christmas party so yeah-* and Mai just rolling around and grabbing the paper and just crumbling it and playing with it and she giggles when she rips it and Misha smiles and he's all: "Just wait til you're older. I'll teach you how to do that to a grown man♡" and Meiling throws the tape at his head and she's all: "MISHA. NO." and Misha sticks his tounge out at her but then winks at his baby and his baby giggles even more.

Or like, Meiling just reading her a story and stuff and she smiles because her dad never read to her like this and stuff. BUT IMAGINE SHE LIKES SEEING MISHA BE A GOOD DAD. LIKE, YES HE WAS ATTRACTIVE TO HER BEFORE, but him genuinely loving and caring for their daughter as much as he cares for her literally makes Meiling fall even more in love. So when he reads to her and does silly voices and stuff, Meiling cuddled next to him and she just looks at him and how he ENJOYS having a daughter.

BUT ANGST WHEN SHE FOUND OUT SHE WAS HAVING A GIRL AND SHE GOT ANXIOUS BC SHE KNEW HER DAD WOULD'VE HATED IT BUT MISHA PICKS HER UP AND SPINS HER AROUND AND HUGS HER AND HE'S ALL: "Meiling, you're amazing! Thank you! I...I can't believe I get to be blessed with two wonderful women in my life." and THAT HITS HER RIGHT IN THE HEART AND SHE CRIES SO HARD-

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THE FACT MISHA IS AN ACTUAL DILF IS SO FSCJSJJFJEJF, no because Meiling and Misha signing up their baby to go to a daycare *MISHA INSISTS ON RAISING HER BY HERSELF BUT MEILING KNOWS MISHA IS NEEDED ON HIS OWN MISSIONS* but Misha doing thorough background checks on all of the childcare establishments in his area, he does background checks on the staff, and Meiling actually having to be the less strict one because Misha is too harsh on them. BUT GOD, ALL THE OTHER PARENTS JUST SO BAFFLED AT HOW YOUNG OF A COUPLE THEY ARE AND HOW WELL OFF THEY ARE. Like they're at a parent's meeting and they're all: "So what exactly do you two do that allows you to have such nice lives at a young age and support a child?"

Misha and Meiling, at the same time: "Doctor/Ambassador."

and they look at each other and Misha is all: "O-Oh, I'm something of a doctor. I take commissions from richer clients to help take care of anyone they need...to be taken care of." and Meiling rolling her eyes and she's all: "I'm an ambassador of sorts. I'm with an organization that converses with world leaders!" *aka, blackmails or threatens world leaders* and they just nervously and people not questioning it.

BUT EXPERIENCED MOMS HELPING MEILING ADJUST AND Misha hanging out with the moms more than he does with the dads because the dads are bragging about how they get their wife to do all the work and Misha feels like he might just punch them all-

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MORE MEILISHA THINGS THIS MORNING BUT AAAAH, you know that one interview where the dad didn't even know his CHILDREN'S BIRTHDAYS OR EYE COLOR?? Misha being a better father in general because he ACTIVELY raises his kid and is super involved. He even appreciates the fact that Meiling makes time for their baby while she works but like, moments when they have scheduled alone times but something happens, either at work or a babysitter falls through. Misha is cool with it but imagine one night Meiling just crying and tearing up because she wants SOME TIME WITH HER HUSBAND AND SHE'S BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO IT ALL WEEK. And Misha tears up and he's all: "I know, my love, I know...But there will always be next time, okay?" and she sniffs and she's all: "Okay..."

BUT WHEN THEY DO GET ALONE TIME, MISHA JUST SCOOPING HER UP AND SHE GIGGLES AS THEY KISS EACH OTHER AND HE JUST CLOSES THE BEDROOM DOOR BEHIND THEM. LIKE, GOD THEY'RE SUCH GOOD PARENTS OKAY-

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OKAY SO, IMAGINE THAT MISHA AND MEILING'S BABY HAS THE POWER TO MANIPULATE GEMSTONES AND HER VILLAIN NAME BEING TIGER EYE. Like, I remember when Meiling had that jade thing going on but also, Vladimir's family powers do have basic things such as reflection manipulation and cloning but each user has a specific spin;

Kagami's mirror abilities gave her the ability to reflect reality and stuff, so if Oliver tried to shoot an arrow at her, she'd simply use her powers and he'd suddenly be on the OPPOSITE side of her and when he shoots, he shoots at nothing. Not to mention her shattered.

Then Misha and his Bloody Misha ability is super unique.

BUT THEN LIAN HAVING GEMSTONE MANIPULATION ABILITIES AND STUFF WHEN SHE'S OLDER. She can still use the shards of gemstones to fight but like, Misha also calling her his most precious gemstone or "little Tigereye"

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MISHA'S DAUGHTERS ALSO EATING HIM TF UP EVERYTIME. LIKE THEY ARE HIS KARMA FOR BEING A SMARTASS BUT HE LOVES THEM FOR IT. Like he and Meiling are bickering and his daughter is all: "AT LEAST MOM KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SWEEPING THE HOUSE AND SWEEPING FOR ENEMIES."

and their other daughter is all: "He probably does it on purpose so mom does it and thinks he's being clever when its really just pathetic." and Misha is all: "YOU TWO ARE SO MEAN TO THE MAN WHO HELPED GIVE YOU LIFE-"

but also, imagine one of their kids have a bad day at school and he notices because they didn't sass him and he gets all serious and he's all: "What is being wrong? Did something happen? Am I needing to hurt someone??"

THE BEST PART IS THAT SINCE HE WAS WITH MEILING, HE NOW KNOWS WHEN HE'S GOING TOO FAR so when he argues with his daughters, he always does it playfully but even then, he will ACTUALLY APOLOGIZE IF HE UPSET THEM and talk to them so he doesn't do it again-