#mello is thinking

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things c!punz has done that lend themselves to angst ideas:

- get possessed by a eldritch entity

- fall in love with a robot

- not leave his house for weeks on end

- dedicate multiple spots on his property to Karl Jacobs

- used to have eret, ant, bad, and karl all living with him

- keep his favorite pet hidden in a hole underground because he's scared someone will use it to threaten him

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confirmed ppcrew middle school/highschool traits:

punz

only wore nikes and jordans

took gym class seriously (everyone laughed at him)

would jump up and touch the ceiling

SMOKED WEED

was obsessed with adam sandler movies

flipped off people from inside the bus (I DID THAT! I DID THAT!! I LITERALLY DID THAT !!! :D)

boomer

ate onions whole

had light up sketchers

thought wheelies were the most badass thing ever (he says they still are)

did the naruto run

"ripping ass and sniffing it"

gumi

pretended to have pokemon in real life

wore a knee brace to get out of gym class

sat up front and started conversations with the bus driver

5up

was a terrible student; convinced the teacher they didnt have homework

remembers his time running the mile (6 minutes 51 seconds), is very proud of it

sat on the back of the bus and wouldn't let kids in lower grades back there (you gotta be alpha and claim your territory)

sam

snorted smarties cuz he thought it was funny

pretended to be interested in the teacher's personal life to stall class

would like confront ppl in the hall and dodge them like he was playing basketball (is confused about how that's a bad thing)

played drums in marching band

popped the chip bags at lunch (so did boomer, they reminisced about it while laughign hysterically)

pyromaniac who lit things on fire

red

made edgy jokes constantly for attention

wore velcro shoes

repressed homosexual

ate bark

antfrost

stans gym class

warrior cats kid

tryharded kahoot

took his minor allergy way out of proportion and made sure the whole class knew about it

bad

"bad was friends with the janitor change my mind" "hey, i was friends with everybody!"

debate kid

TRAITS PUNZ AND SAM SHARE:

wore shorts in the winter

liked gym class

slapped the top of the doorframe when they entered a room

axe bodyspray kid (sam says axe was peak in 7th grade, punz said he only wore it to cover the weed smell)

would brag about flirting with the teacher IF THE TEACHER WAS HOT

things EVERYONE owned up to:

keeping earbuds in and pretending to listen to music but actually listening to the couple arguing nearby

[mellointheory]

punz - popular but was always in denial about it, type of popular where he's really nice but would purposely step in front of you in the hall.

sam- totally agree with the baseball jock, really nice to everyone, would most definitely help with classes you were struggling in

5up - kind of a wildcard imo, you would never see them outside of school but if you did it was always somewhere random, would definitely gaslight you into thinking you saw him at that party

gumi - nerd. Pokémon all day. would come up to you out of know where wanting to be friends (cannon), PE coach stopped caring for her knee brace and just passed her

ant - allergies were the excuse for everything. didn't to the essay? allergies, just so happen to miss a test? allergies. kept to himself, only made friends when others talked to him first, that how he and gumi became really close

bbh- totally would remind teachers of homework, knows a lot about well everything, debate kid. model un type beat. girls loved him for how cute he was (cannon)

boomer - loud. but funny, was the one on the sports team to hype them up before every game, would see punz in the hall and slap his ass.

foolish - himbo. look a college class but more specifically a history course, why? that's a mystery. wouldn't know when people were flirting with him would play it off as they were being nice, really sweet guy that you would "aww" at. no thought behind those eyes.

red - lowkey popular in terms he was well know, kept a close friend group tho. nerd, in a never tired always fucked around in class but had the best grades, edgy, self deprecating jokes, gay denial, got in trouble with teachers but was never punished for it (so much of this is cannon)

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btw Velvet is the admin of the prison server on Munchy MC and his name has a little WARDEN stamp next to it. just like. for information. for future reference.

[mellointheory]

c!ant quote bot kicking my ass rn

like, fuck. he's been through so much.

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thoughts of the day: as a very skinny person i have so much respect for everyone who has even a slight amount of chub.

1. can fit so many kittens in your lap. my friend can fit five in her lap. she is so cool.

2. hugging. just the best hugs. im going to cry thinking about it. there is something so comforting about hugging someone who's like solid and just very much there

3. if tall then slightly scary and therefore cool as hell

4. if short then perfect hugging height. very cool.

5. it is immediately easier to become classified as a milf

6. rubenesque. cool word. named after painter who painted women with the curves they so rightfully deserve.

7. ????? in conclusion if you are curvy please hug me im literally begging

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fun facts/interesting answers from gumi's curious cat!

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I'm not letting myself write it yet cuz i have to finish Flesh and Blood first. But I have this AU idea that I'm going to make into a Velvetfrost oneshot that uses the concept of a world whose topography is based on a giant skeleton half-sunk in the ground. Its bones are the terrain, and various cities reside in different parts of the body. Dreamlands is carved into the back of its skull, the twin cities of L'Manburg and Manburg sit opposite each other on two massive shoulderblades, and past the range of the massive spine you will find the Badlands, built on the plains between two massive femurs.

And there's the ribcage of course, the curving bones surrounding a massive cavern no one dares to go into. Anyone making the journey down the spine will spy, far below, the darkness and the choking greenery that fills the underground. If you fall in, you're as good as dead.

That's what Ant thinks will happen when he falls. Thankfully, there's a stranger willing to lend him a helping hand.