#meme-ans

[monsieur-reyer-blog]

‘ why get a boyfriend when you can get a pack of really nice pens. ’

For a moment, Mathieu assumed the question was rhetorical. 

That was his own mistake. 

As he rubbed his temple to assuage the migraine building beneath, he wished his life away for a simple minute of silence. 

“A pack of pens is rather shit at foreplay.”