#meme. tfln.

[illarchiveyourthroat-blog]

[text]:I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

                                     tfln.

         [ TEXT ; davidson ] that’s my wednesday uniform slash             routine. neighbors usually get a show if they want one             at least once a week from me.          [ TEXT ; davidson ] but cool!! maybe they dig blondes.

[illarchiveyourthroat-blog]

[text]:I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.

                      tfln.

        [ text ;; ] how about instead i just          [ text ;; ] don’t drink with any of you.        [ text ;; ] :-)

[illarchiveyourthroat-blog]

[text]: was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??

                      tfln.

        [ text ;; ] in my defense i deserve a pint of champagne after                        decking that motherfucker.         [ text ;; ] also i might need bail

[illarchiveyourthroat-blog]

[text]:was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??

                       tfln.

         [ text ;; ] um ???? no ??? that wasn’t me.          [ text ;; ] but hypothetically if it //was// me (which it                         wasn’t), i’d say he deserved it.