#mercwiththemouth

[heymxrvel]

wade's peter's bodyguard ehehe

[megafatcat]

[xagentcarter]

@mercwiththemouth

“SO. It appears that you’re my newest...contact.” Liaison wasn’t the right word, as he wasn’t a go-between, but he wasn’t an agent, either, as he didn’t really work for her. But he had contacts she didn’t, connections she didn’t, and skills she intended to utilize. If he stuck with her, he’d go into the...more seedy places that her lesser agents couldn’t. If. “Impressive resume, Mr. Wilson. Oh -- I’m certain you already know who I am, but if not, here’s your formal introduction: I’m Commander Carter. Pleasure to meet you.”

[killypool-archived]

❝ at least we’ve discovered the true cause to fight for in this noble, noble discourse. finding out whether or not i’m going to make out with @mercwiththemouth. i’m sure you’re all waiting desperately for the answer. i am too. my jimmies are all rustled. ❞

[unholywxrs]

STRANGER  /  @mercwiththemouth

      “ WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU & what the hell are you doing in my house? ”

[reluctantpawn]

✏ Deadpool

“Send me a ✏ with a character, and I’ll doodle them with my eyes closed!”

[titancss-blog]

ɢᴏ ғɪsʜ . ᴍᴇʀᴄᴡɪᴛʜᴛʜᴇᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ

Gunfire . From inside the building screams could be heard , the unsightly scene of the cartel warehouse littered with bodies , smoke from something , somewhere ??? , that was burning and a red head standing over what was her paycheck that was begging for his life . Her red lips curled in a haughty smirk as she pressed her heel against his chest as he bled out , as she tsked .  

 ❝ See. This could have been easy but then you had to piss me off , ❞ she purred ,  digging her stiletto into his open wound as he howled bloody murder . When a creak sounded above her she put a bullet in his brain than whipped around , her barrel placed against the red suited man’s chest as knowledge dawned on her .

❝ Oh. ❞ She relaxed her stance , lowering her weapon .

❝ They said they might hire an extra hand . Just in case . Jerks . Like a lady can’t look after herself . Sorry to disappoint sweetheart , I had the party without you but you can do what you want with the rest of ‘em. ❞ Walking over to the security camera footage she saw about a dozen armed men pull up outside in some black suv’s . 

❝ But I still expect a share of the bounty . ❞ Hopping up to sit on the crime lord’s desk she set the weapon down , crossing her legs .  ❝ I don’t like guns . I’m more of a hands on type of girl . But I see the appeal . ❞

[brainymoved-blog]

❝   DID    YOU    SEE    THAT   ? ? !              he’ll  probably  going  to  wake  up  with  an irritating  migraine.  ❞

*･  WOOHP S I DID IT AGAIN. ❯   @mercwiththemouth