My review of the AMERICAN BREWHOUSE KING: This sammich features two flame-grilled beef patties (Effectively it’s a ½ lb. of colon clogging beef) topped with bacon, crispy onions, whatever “tavern sauce” is, lettuce, tomatoes, American-as-fuck cheese and mayo, all on a sesame seed bun. I mean, I give them points just based on the fact it was dropped so close to July 4th, because when I saw it, I considered how much I’d look like a dirty commie if I didn’t eat it. But I felt conflicted too, because almost the entire staff at my local BK speaks English as a second language, but regardless... they made the shit outta my burger! It’s nothing groundbreaking or new, but what makes this thing so delish, is that is basically a Frankenstein creation of all the other BK favorites... almost like an executive said “Our country is basically a cool melting pot of cultures, so let’s take all the weird cool shit we have laying around this store, and make that into a new food item. Oh, and make it two patties for all the fatties.” I applaud their efforts. It’s tasty, kinda trashy, and is heavy enough to kill a small child if you dropped it on them. #burgerking #americanbrewhouseburger #fuckmyarteries #coloncancerawareness #youneedtwohandsforthis #mericaasfuck (at Agaru Tattoo)
