#message: groupchat

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>Message [Groupchat] we, we didnt know that im sorry.

[User2] They were family. We practically raised those two.

[User2] It's not something we like to speak about.

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>Message [Groupchat] okay that wasnt as bad as i thought it woukd be. Anyway do u know mr. Fox? Amour is sad and i want to make him not sad.

[User2] ...Armour? Fox? Wait what? I- what??

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>message (groupchat) : it's not a joke, they're important to us. they're family. please.

[User2] They're dead you idiot. That is so incredibly insensitive.

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>Message [Groupchat] outside of my own personal conquests for love, have you ever met like a kind of tall creeper person and/or an even taller cyborg guy? Creeper and rabbit motif respectively? Ring any bells?

[User1] Is this some sort of sick fucking joke? Because if it is, I swear it is in no way funny. Fuck you.

[User2] Yeah, what the hell?

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[User2] Oh dear...

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>Message [Groupchat] Is Vesper actually single and down to mingle because if so hit me up. But like actually I’m not a home wrecker not a homewrecker.

[User2] He is not single.

[User1] He sHOULD be, Ector is an asshole and he deserves better.

[User2] Ector is fine, you just like causing problems.

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>Message [Groupchat] I respect that answer and yes wish the two of you the best in your relationship. In other news: do you have any friends who are single and or willing to mingle.

[User1] Oh! Actually!!! >:D

[User2] Don't you dare.

[User1] Why not??? :(

[User2] Please don't give your friend's credentials out to random strangers on the internet, he is literally already dating someone.

[User1] But it's really fucking funny though.

[User2] You are going to give that poor man a heart attack.

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>Message [Groupchat] uh oh, watch out. I think i accidentally started something.

[User2] ?? What do you mean?

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>Message [Groupchat] typed letters till it let us in? Idk i wasnt the one who did that. I just like snooping and wanted to see if talking to anyone would work. Hi, by the way.

[User2] That...

[User1] Wow, thats sad. And you've been trying for months now lmao.

[User2] Shut up.