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Ryan told me the reactions are priceless when kids ask what happened to monica and they tell them that i quit my job, got engaged, cut off my parents and moved to the city. Yall im a local legend... i Escaped The Trailer Park

#got up early to walk around my new neighborhood under the cover of fog #:>#im wishing my good vibes on everyone #metafig

Science: capitalism is destroying the earth, we are all going to die

Brands: dont worry we got this

#metafig #leftism

Oscar blessing my bedroom 🌈

#jahakaaahakauj #oscar wilde #metafig

So we are putting out these target brand mugs today, and they say the dumbest shit ever like "shopping is my cardio xD" "unfortunately im AWAKE xD" and my favorite, the worst of them all, a pair of 'nerdy' glasses and the words "GEEK ON FLEEK" and im puttin these babies on the shelf so fast youd think they were redhot im just boom boom boom boom like i dont want to be seen with one and then a coworker comes over. And shes like what do these say. And i think finally. Someone to suffer with me. I hold out the GEEK ON FLEEK for her to witness and she smiles and says "thats cute. Those are cute :3" so i, a coward, pulled my lips tight to my teeth and said "mhm :)", and i just know im going to have to answer for this when i get to hipster hell? Folksy!St peter is gonna call me a little bitch .

#kajagajakagajkaahhao #metafig