(This is an old and folded sheet of paper that’s been stained with coffee. The text is written in a messy, almost illegible scrawl and taken from the broom closet that is unofficially used as Michael Afton's office)
WEDNESDAY'S SCHEDULE:
7:45 AM - Get to work
7:50 AM - Try and avoid the night shift, cleaning crew and other celestial mer handlers (it’s too early to listen to them complain about Moon's behaviour)
8:00 AM - Feed Sun and Moon
9:10 AM - Get ready for work (again)
9:30 AM - Aquarium opens. Get Sun and Moon ready for the first show (Bribe Moon so that he doesn't scare the audience again. Remind him that if people think that he's going to eat them, they won't come back)
10:00 - 10:45 AM - First feeding show and short Q&A. Pray that everyone behaves themselves
10:45 - 11:55 AM - Attempt to clean the mess someone inevitably made. Probably get distracted in the process
12:00 PM - Lunch??
1:00 - 1:45 PM - Second feeding show and short Q&A
1:45 - 6:30 PM (Complete these whenever there's time. We all know that this schedule never goes to plan) - Cleaning, paperwork, afternoon school tour, cry in office, feed Sun and Moon
6:30 PM - Say hi to Freddy at closing time. SHOWER AFTERWARDS AND DON'T TELL SUN AND MOON ABOUT THE VISIT
7:00 PM - Emotionally prepare for tank cleaning day tomorrow. See if Sun can be bribed into helping again.
7:10 - ?? - Spend time with Sun and Moon. Do more research
(Hastily written at the bottom of the page - where there isn't enough room - is a second list that says the following)
EXTRA JOBS TO DO
Tell Moon to stop terrorising the interns, cleaning crew and everyone
Convince Sun to stop giving his treats to Moon
File paperwork
Get groceries
Get new movies for movie night (NOT THE LITTLE MERMAID)
Clean apartment
FILE PAPERWORK
Talk to driver for (the rest of this sentence has been made illegible due to a coffee stain and a hole in the paper
Foreword: After getting into too much trouble with the Elders (again), Sun, Moon and Celeste have been asked to help some newcomers get settled into the Reef.
Sun took charge before Moon got the chance to. So it was decided that they would create a collection of documents, musings and personal stories. Which would (hopefully) help the visitors to better understand the Reef’s community and their culture.
It’s a monumental task. So to make this experience easier for the poor souls placed in their care, High Overlord Sun (Moon and Celeste’s words, not mine) announced that the information would be split into categories. Allowing the newcomers to choose what they wanted to learn, whenever they wanted to learn it.
All they need to do is pick their guide, and then the trio will teach them everything they know. There’s no way that this can go wrong!
…Right?
Categories and Masterlists
Celeste's Guides
Celeste knows that settling into the Reef is no small task. So here's a few guides, tips and some general information to help you get started! She knows all the best places to find food and shinies, so she'll be more than happy to show you around.
Sun's very helpful advice
Everyone knows that Sun wants to be a respected member of the Reef's community. But he’s also known for his love of playing games too! If you want to know the most popular games being played in the Meadows, the best ways to enjoy some quiet time, or the latest trends in interior design, then he’s your guy! He's also become very interested in art lately, so if you're lucky he might give you some tips.
Moon's lessons on good behaviour
This one's for all the troublemakers out there! With Moon as your guide, you can learn all about the best ways to cause a bit of mischief in the Reef. Don't worry if you get in trouble, he's got a few helpful ideas on how you can get out of it again.*
Michael's Research Notes
Have you ever wanted to learn more about the Fazbear Aquarium? Or maybe you're curious about Sun and Moon's old life there? If the answer is yes then you're in luck, because here you can find a collection of reports, diary entries, emails and other important documents. All of which have been stolen from kindly prepared by the head caretaker of Fazbear’s Celestial Mer: Michael Afton!
* NOTE: There is no guarantee that you can get out of trouble when using these methods. There are some Mer (Like Sun) who believe that Moon is ridiculously lucky. So his promises are just false advertising and another scheme that he has planned.