The Tragedy of Party Crashers part 2
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"I'm telling you Dan, we get Bruce to sucker punch Joker/Vlad, and have him fall into the toilet themed fountain!"
Damian watched as Dani and Dan argued on the choreography of the last action scene.
"Why would any gala have a toilet themed fountain?" Damain muttered.
"Why does every rich person have a super secret basement full of potentially evil stuff?" Danny mocked. "Because they can slash have the money to burn for it."
"So what 'potentially' evil stuff do we have in our basement?" Damian asked, curious about what his colorfully paranoid classmate would claim.
"Bro, your dad is Brucie Wayne, if anything if the gossip magazines are a lick true, then there is a whole shrine to Batman down there and that IS a crime " Dani sighed as she flopped onto the couch next to Damian.
Both Dan and Danny laughed as Damian pulled a very grossed out face over the thought.
"I assure you, the only thing we have in our basement is the wine cellar. Though I would not put it past Richard or Jason to have hidden things they think valuable down there." Damian huffed.
"Boring!" Dani droned.
"Ya, I bet Vlad's packers stuff that there is a secret sub basement filled with creepy stuff." Dan argued.
Damian rolled his eyes as the other two laughed.
"Really, if father did have anything hidden in a sub basement, it would probably be full of stuff we made or pictures of any precived accomplishments we had." Damian paused, thoughtfully adding. "He probably has video of Richard performing a 'Home edition' of the Flying Grayson's act, Jason playing the lead role in his school play, Tim at the numerous ribbon cutting ceremonies, Cassandra's ballet recitals, and Duke's poetry slam contests. He may also have pictures or video of Stephanie's and Barbara's achievements."
"Oh? What would he have for you, Dami?" Dani slyly asked.
Dan and Danny laughed as Damian flushed with embarrassment over the potential things his father may have kept.
"Ooooh, maybe its you playing with Titus, or grooming Batcow! I bet he has a bajillion pictures of you and your pets!" Dani excitedly guessed. "Do you think he will keep a copy of our history play?!"
"Danielle!" Damian screeched in embarrassment.
"OOOOOOHHH, full named!" Dan and Danny laughed as Dani pounced on Damian in retaliation.
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