#mihawksdiary

[luyotp]

Series: Mihawk's diary

Mihawk's diary in time-skip

Day 1:

I've never expected to have some trouble on such a foggy and boring island.

I had two new problems today which are called Perona and Zoro.

The girl, Perona is annoyed with some f*cking stupid ghosts around.

The boy, Zoro, who is more f*cking stupid, the one I hope to be a worthy opponent in the future, begged me to train him to be stronger for his the most f*cking stupid captain.

And now they're so noisy that they disturb me with my precious sleep.

They're f*cking compound. I swear to kill them someday.

[luyotp]

Series: Mihawk's diary

Mihawk's diary in time-skip

Day 2:

What a rainy and boring day it was.

I was really enjoying my day with a newspaper and some wine.

UNTIL I saw Roronoa wandering around the castle. He had walked across my living room 5 TIMES in an hour and ended up taking one of my favorite bottles of wine. Then continued walking and passed my room again 3 TIMES.

WHAT A F*CKING ROAD BLIND.

However, it didn't bother me so much.

But, why did I forget that besides Roronoa, I have had a problem called Perona?

F*cking shit! She made a mess in my bathroom. The combination of water and soap bubbles exploded and spread out into the living room. Even though their distance was miles away.

And I had already told it was a rainy day. So now I am drying my clothes and my castle within nothing. Without fire because all the wood was wet, even without a hair dryer because the electricity had gone out.

These f*cking stupid and annoyed children. I will bury both of you someday.