SPIRIT ANIMALS
Millenials are NOT about status. They are not about titles, actual achievement, or any other old person way to try prove your importance.
Millennials are about mystery, adrenaline, and EXPERIENCE. The bolder and authenticker the better. I’m talking things like free climbing, meditation, and riding a motorcycle across a super authentic country filled with poor people.
So that’s what they do. And when an ayahuasca-fueled spiritual communion with a baby doe on a mountaintop at dawn isn’t handy, then they do the next best thing: they snort a bunch of generic Mexican Adderall and dry hump on a busted beer pong table at an overpriced hovel in Bed Stuy.











