@millenniumspirit
king vc: y tf are these 'vegetables' tiny and drier than the fucking sands of egypt how am i supposed to eat this wtf i ate better when i was fucking starving wtf ryou
“HA! ahahah! They...they cut them small and dried them so they can soak up and heat up faster in boiling water, you dope! The modern-day person does not know how to cook properly, King. They rely on packaged meals made from a stranger. Although the dried noodles are tasty dry.”













