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Feels like Tumblr is the right audience for this one

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Couple in a Commercial Who Clearly Hate Each Other

I’ve seen the scared mermaid video shared the most but I NEED people to go check out Miranda Mars’ (@mimsymars) other videos because she’s hilarious.

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Before you correct my pronunciation just know my Mother is from England, and she said all these names are pronounced however I think is funniest, so.

CW: bad british accents

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Do you hear it? Do you hear it? Can you hear it?

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I did bird names FIRST just to set the record straight….I am MUCH more passionate about birds than fish!!!

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Just A Real Conversation I Had On Tinder: The Song

A clip from my latest standup show, featuring my own voice, pitched down

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I’m not the first person to make this observation and I won’t be the last. But sometimes you’ve just gotta get it off your chest.

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For everyone wondering how Brook Lamprey is doing

Brown Eyes for the Poor

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