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Weirder things coud happen pt 1

“ ummm, kids. We just want to warn you” Remus started nervously “ Th-“

“ that our younger selves are coming here today” Sirius inrrupted cutting to the chase

“ And will be staying roughly for a whole school year if I remember correctly, not sure.” James added staring at the mini set of marauders.

An awkward silence filled the room until Draco finally opened his sass filled mouth”....So is that a no on the passing the jam??” He asked trying to ease the tension. Sirius chuckled and slid it over.” I’m sure it will be fine. I mean I know I hit on you three a lot but honestly everyone has awkward hogwarts phases so it will be fine “ he nodded almost like he was reassuring himself and not them.

Blaise rolled his eyes at one of his best friend while he watched Harry slap his arm” You do know the three of us skipped that stage right ?” He tried reasoning with the blonde Gryffindor.

“ Yeah but I mean look at them. They got hot as they got older, they had to of. Sure we skipped it because Merlin decided to do one nice thing out of the whole fuckery that he had us born into”

“ Stop calling my parents hot dray! It’s weird! And one of them is your cousin!” Harry groaned

“ Actually he’s not considering he’s still technically disowned but not really.” The blonde shrugged” and I was raised to be honest”

“ Yeah well you were also raised to be a Slytherin and you changed that so do us a favor and change you calling my dads hot” Harry whined as he finished eating along with Blaise, and Draco.

The marauders watched the three boys in amusement as they interacted with each other “ He really is like you Padfoot. Flirts with everything with legs. He even asked Minnie before summer break if she’d go to the winter ball with him.” Remus said glancing over at his husbands

“ Oh? What did she say?”James questioned smirking

“ She said if he couldn’t find anyone to take him then maybe he should go alone.” Remus laughed

“ And then?? Because we all know mini me doesn’t give up like that”

“ He convinced her into allowing him a dance.” James by then was snickering into his coffee cup.

“ You know we can hear you right?” Harry questioned. Snorting as his parents gave him a ‘duh’ look” Right then. Just checking” He sassed before standing up and washing his plate.

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~A little later~

“No harry- bloody hell you step on two not one!” Draco huffed as his poor foot has been abused once more.

“ I’m sorry! Why are we even trying this! We all know I can’t dance to save my life!” Harry whined as they started again.

“ I won’t believe that, everyone can dance to an extent” The blonde said sternly

Blaise nodded his head in agreement “ he’s not wrong.”

“ Well obviously my dear old dads don’t have dancing abilities to hand down to me “

“ Actually Prongslet, all three of us are great dancers” Remus said glancing up from his book. While Sirius and James nodded along trying to not laugh at their poor son

Draco let go or Harry smirking mischievously” Alright then, please do show me. So you know I know that you know how to dance” he said confusingly before a pair of strong arms pulled his body close to his.

Looking at the culprit Draco was stumped for a second thinking his best friend once again was trying to learn how to dance. Before realizing, he didn’t have a scar on his forehead.

“ With pleasure” A younger James gave him an impish smirk before he lead the blonde in a short dance before spinning him off, only for him to be caught in much softer yet sturdy arms.

“ Sorry love. They just couldn’t pass up an opportunity to make an entrance” A very young looking Remus smiled while his eyes danced with mischief. Remus spun the speechless blonde away only for another pair of strong arms clad in a leather jacket caught him and danced with the shocked blonde.

“ You’re pretty good. I’m guessing your family forced you to learn too.” Young Sirius grinned wolfishly before dipping him before bringing him back up.” And that’s how it’s done.”

“ Show off” both James muttered to themselves before catching the others eye. Draco slowly walked backwards from the black haired males arms and stood by who he was pretty sure was Harry.

“ Well kids. Meet younger us” Remus said shaking his head in amusement

“ Hiya. Old us it seems. Dumbledore warned us about this. “ Younger Sirius said in fake wiseness.

“ Well this is Draco- who you were dancing with. Harry our son, and Blaise. “ James said introducing them pointing at each one.

“ told you there’d be another generation of marauders Moony.”Young James huffed

“ And I told both of you there’d be a mini prongslet”Sirius poured before looking at their older selves and the boys that seemed around the same age as them.

“ I thought you said they wouldn’t be passed that phase?” Blaise whispered teasingly to the Draco only for him to be elbowed by said blonde.

Draco hadn’t let his eyes leave the young original marauders.” Okay. Obviously we are gonna have to send them back right now “ he said walking past them and waving his hand around in the air as if looking for something “ hello? Magic portal or whatever I’d appreciate it if you’d come back.”

“ why?” Harry questioned raising his eyebrow at his friend.

Draco looked at who he dubbed the YOM’s (young original marauders) and then back at his friend” because I’m too bloody gay for this shit” he deadpans “ they should most definitely not look like this I rebuke the idea.”

Harry groaned shooting his best friend a glare “ we literally talked about you calling my parents hot two hours ago! Come on mate!”

“ I know I know! But look at them!! I’m weak when it comes to those faces “ he whined standing next to Blaise and Harry once more.

“ You mean you’re having a ‘ too gay to function ‘ moment “ Blaise rolled his eyes

“ Exactly!!”

“ if you want I can really make you weak” Draco’s eyes snapped to the owner of that voice only to choke on his own spit to see it be none other then young Remus.

“ ooohoooo... Merlin I must of either been sent to heaven or hell, and right now I really can’t tell which “ Draco fanned himself as he looked back at the older and younger Remus.

“ Considering the memories are coming back that I ever hit on you when we accidentally time traveled ? for me,it’s hell personally” Older Remus snorted rolling his eyes

“ How you wound me” Draco held his heart “ this really isn’t good for my heart seeing double like this”

Young James smirked more” don’t worry we’ll be careful to not give you a heart attack” he said slyly

Older James rolled his eyes at his younger self while young Sirius grinned “ even if so. We’ll make sure we take good care of you.”

Older Sirius groaned hiding his face in his husbands shoulder while Remus gave him a sympathetic pat on the head before slipping the page of his book.

Harry sighed heavily as he eyed his best friend and younger parents wearily “ Dray, you need to make a marauders swear. Because honestly I don’t think you’ll be able to keep your hands to yourself ” He said leaving no room for argument. Holding his arm out he looked at him expectingly.

“ Seriously mate? You don’t trust me to be around your younger paren-“ he looked at them before looking back” touché. Blaise come wittiness this for us,”he grabbed his forarm.

Blaise stood on the side of them in the middle where he could see there hands” alright let’s get this over with.”

“ I, Harry James Lupin-Black-Potter, Prongslet. Am making a vow with Draco Lucious Black, wonder snout-“

“dick!” Draco glared playfully

“ -sorry had to. where was I? Oh. Right. Draco Lucious Black, Arctic.“

“ I, Draco Lucius Black, Arctic. Am making a vow with Harry James Lupin-Black-Potter, Bambi-“ Git!”okay okay, Prongslet.”

“ I, Blaise Zabini, Scaly. Am the witness of two fellow marauders make a vow.Begin” he nodded

“ Arctic. Do you solemnly swear to not sleep with my younger parents or suffer the consequences?”

“ Yes. “

“ As a fellow marauder I’ll allow you to choose the consequence. You know what happens when you go too easy on one self.”

“ I solemnly swear if I break this vow, Prongslet is entitled to three punches wherever he likes. And a minor hex, or jinx. Do know that if you, Prongslet over exceed this consequence you declare a feud upon your fellow marauder. Do you still accept ?”

“ Yes.”

“ As a witness I Scaly will make sure everything is carried out.”

“ I solemnly swear that I’m up to no good.” The three of them said together as what seemed to be red lines of magic bonding them together.

“ Well that’s new” young Remus noted”never seen the magic bit with it.”

Blaise turned towards him slightly “ it’s always been there. You just never saw it. “

Draco sighed taking his hand away and turning to the YOM’s” well now that I’m pretty much sworn to wear a chasity belt for your time here. Fill us in on what the bloody hell is going on.”

“ Yeah. We know older you guys can’t say much because it could mess up the future/past??. That and you guys are dicks like that.” Harry said pointedly.

“ I wanna be mad that you called your parents dicks” James said crossing his arms

“ but he’s not wrong?” Remus offered

“ but he’s not wrong “ Sirius nodded

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Part one of a mini thing playing in my head for over three months can be considered complete!!