drunk peter fics
Where Are You
Peter, MJ, Ned and Flash celebrate a decathlon win with champagne. Also, Peter learns about May's new relationship and Tony is stuck dealing with it all. You know, the usual.
No Questions Asked
Both Tony's kids keep him up at night, but he doesn't mind.
OR
Tony picks Peter up on a rooftop in the middle of the night, drunk and struggling with the aftermath of being dusted.
chalupas and a pyro raccoon
Peter remembered something from earlier and he tried moving his legs, but just ended up wiggling around on the ground until Mr. Stark pressed down on his shoulder and anchored him to the ground.
“Don’t move, Pete.”
“I was supposed to bring chalupas,” he groaned.
“Trust me,” said Mr. Stark. “Forgetting the chalupas is the least of your problems.”
“Am I that ‘urt?”
“You inhaled too much smoke, you might have internal bleeding and some broken bones from the fall,” said Mr. Stark. “But I think your aunt should absolutely be your biggest concern.”
OR
Peter, searching for a Taco Bell, finds an apartment fire instead and goes on a mission to save a bunny from a burning building. Easy enough, if he wasn't drunk.
the santa clause: peter Parker edition
“Okay,” says Peter. “Sooo… what are we doing?”
“We’re going to pay J. Jameson a visit at his house.”
“What?” asks Peter. He laughs and takes a sip of the eggnog. “Wait, you’re being serious? I don’t care how much you know about successful murders, we can’t kill anyone.”
MJ smiles and slips her phone into her pocket. “Not murder. Just a harmless prank.”
OR
The FOS tries to cheer Peter up with a night of pranking, where, as usual, things don't go as planned, this time thanks to Peter being under the influence.
damn mind control
“Peter?” asks Tony. He can practically smell the alcohol through the slurring of his words. “Are you drunk?”
“Everything’s just so fuzzy, Tony,” he says. “I don’t know where I am.”
“Did you leave the hotel?”
“Noooooo,” says Peter. “No way, it’s just - I don’t remember where the suite is, and every floor looks the same.” He lowers his voice to a panicked whisper. “Every hallway looks the same. I’m in the labyrinth, man.”
OR
Peter gets drunk and then lost, and Tony has to deal with that.
a phone call away
“Tony,” he said. He opened both eyes just as Tony put the Gatorade and the pills on the bedside table. “What happened?”
“Don’t remember?” asked Tony, with a smirk that told Peter doom was imminent.
Peter stared at the Gatorade bottle, then looked down at the bright red cast on his arm. He wondered how he was expected to open bottles using only one hand. “This really sucks.”
“Yep,” said Tony. “Sounds about right. That’s what happens when you drink half your weight in alcohol.”
OR
Peter copes with his post-snap trauma by drinking. Tony worries, and helps.
