#mini wheats

[alanflowerspersonalblog]

[ 2024 Jacksonville, FL ]

[90smovies]

[lemon-3ds]

F O R K.

[astrologychild]

The Signs as Cereals

Mini Wheats: Leo

Froot loops: Gemini

Frosted Flakes: Sagittarius 

Lucky Charms: Taurus

Crave: Aquarius 

Cherrios: Cancer

Oreo O’s: Capricorn 

Cookie Crisp: Libra

Shreddies: Scorpio 

Cap’n Crunch: Pisces 

Corn Pops: Aries

Honey Combs: Virgo

[sapph-ohno]

So I’m watching YouTube right, it’s like 2 am. I change videos and a short ad appears. It’s Mini Wheats. They tell me “anyone up this early needs a big bowl of cereal”

It’s too early for this shit mini wheats

[spagoooooter]

My one true valentine is mini wheats cerial and no one else.

[marauders4evr]

Okay my story isn’t as epic as that person who realized what shredded wheat was (and enlightened us all) but god jesus fu

I went grocery shopping this morning because I wanted to be a responsible adult and prove that I can live in this apartment and survive.

So I get to the grocery store and I’m like, “Responsible adults don’t need to buy namebrand. Who needs Mini Wheats? I’m buying this Foodtown Miniature Frosted Shredded Wheat instead.”

Saved like 40 whole cents!

*Dances*

Before I dive into the conclusion of this story, here’s what Mini Wheats looks like for my non-American followers (courtesy of Google Images):

So I go to get an evening snack and look at this crap

Look at it.

These aren’t Mini Wheats!

They’re bloated chex pieces with white stuff disturbingly drizzled onto them.

They suck.

Grad school sucks.

Life sucks.

The world is awful.

[linknealismydad]

Think this is enough to summon Link?