There's this regular at work who is a middle ageish woman, like 40-50 which I suppose by definition is middle aged as aforementioned, who is absolutely nuts and if we want to get into labels a bit of a redneck. Just to list some examples as to why this lady (who to be fair is very nice) is absolutely crazy she told me she has 7 Christmas trees, one of which is totally devoted to Starbucks ornaments, another time [period] she talked about her little dog who died for like 2 weeks, and she has also told me about setting up Starbucks cups to shoot her guns at. Yep. So today she came in and ordered a chestnut praline breve latte (ew). While I'm making her drink she starts telling me about the time when she went to a Starbucks in Connecticut and while in line a man went into the restroom for around 15 minutes and came out with bloodshot eyes and rubbing his nose. The reason for this strange behavior was because he was in the bathroom snorting coke... Oh alright. So she says she's standing there in line and saying "Did anybody else just see that?? He was totally just doing friggin' cocaine in the bathroom". Honestly, that was a story that really didn't need to be shared with me. Why you gotta be stirring trouble like a rat beefer in the line letting everyone know anyway? You never know what you're going to get with her. I can't complain, she is a very nice and reasonable customer.